Facebook meme of the week

OMG

WHAT IS THAT

THAT BOOK HAS NO WORDS

SO YOU’RE SAYING THAT’S THE MOM AND NOT THE GRANDMA

THIS IS SERIOUSLY LIKE A HORROR MOVIE

WELP I GUESS I WAS GONNA FIND OUT ABOUT DEATH SOONER OR LATER

THANKS CAROLYN

LOOK UP FROM YOUR PHONES YOU DANG KIDS, KAY NIPE HAS SOMETHING TO SAY

KAY NIPE: I HAVE BUNIONS AND WHY IS THIS PIZZA CRUST FILLED WITH CHEESE ONE DAY I WILL DIE AND ALL YOU JERKS WILL MISS ME WHAT’S THE DEAL WITH ASIANS

I CAN’T BELIEVE YOUR GRANDPARENTS ARE GONE TOO SOON DAVID

HOPEFULLY YOUR GREAT GRANDPARENTS ARE STILL WITH US

HOLD ON LEMME PAN OUT FOR A CLEARER PIC

OK THAT’S BETTER

LOOKS LIKE THE TABLES HAVE BEEN TURNED ON THIS MEME

WHETHER YOU SIDE WITH THIS HORRIFIC MEME OR THAT SONG FROM 1974, THE POINT IS THAT PHONES ARE BAD

AND THE LORD LED MOSES UP THE MOUNTAIN AND SAID TO HIM, AMONG OTHER THINGS, “SPEND TIME WITH YOUR PARENTS, TREAT THEM WELL. BECAUSE ONE DAY WHEN YOU LOOK UP FROM YOUR PHONE, THEY WON’T BE THERE ANYMORE …

…

.. BECAUSE THEY’LL BE DEAD MOSES, SHEESH. BECAUSE THEY’LL BE DEAD. ARE YOU WRITING THIS DOWN? OMG ARE YOU ON YOUR PHONE RIGHT NOW?”

I TOOK MY PARENTS FOR GRANTED THE OLD FASHIONED WAY—WITH BOARD GAMES AND CABLE TELEVISION. YOU KIDS ARE THE WORST

THIS REMINDS ME OF THAT SONG. TEACH THE CHILDREN WELL

I CAN THINK OF NO GREATER HUMAN TO TEACH THE CHILDREN THAN MICHAEL SEYMOUR

OH WAIT I THOUGHT OF SOMEONE ELSE TOO

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