Facebook meme of the week

I HEAR YA’ GARFIELD

IT’S LIKE SOME PEOPLE ARE SO STUPID THEY DON’T EVEN REALIZE THAT “PEOPLE” IS A PROPER NOUN

WHY IS SANTA ON THE PHONE BUT GARFIELD IS NOT

DOESN’T MATTER I GUESS, I’M JUST HAPPY GARFIELD GOT HIS WISH

LET’S HEAR IT FROM ALL THE SMART PEOPLE WHO ARE FED UP WITH STUPID PEOPLE

“CAN I GO” IS A QUESTION AND COWBOY BOOTS AREN’T TYPICALLY ASSOCIATED WITH ISLANDS AND ALSO WHAT

THAT MUST BE THE SMART WAY TO WRITE DUMBASSES WHICH MAKES ME THE DOMB-AZS’SS I GUESS

ALSO I THOUGHT DUM-AZZ'Z WEREN'T ALLOWED ON THE ISLAND, MAN I AM LOST HERE

NO ARGUMENTS HERE, MARIE—NO STUPIDITY IS ALL I WONT TO

“RELLY, SHERRY? RELLY?” – SETH MAYERS AND AMI POLLER

I THINK I’M BEING TROLLED

NO DUMB BLONDES ON THE ISLAND—VOTE FOR LOIS IN 2016, PRESIDENT OF NO STUPID ISLAND

GARFIELD CAN BE VP

IS THAT DOTTIE SIGNING OFF FROM CHRIS’ ACCOUNT OR DID CHRIS TRY AND TAG DOTTIE AND FAIL? JUST TO BE SAFE LET’S INVITE THEM BOTH TO NO STUPID ISLAND … 

WHAT DO YOU THINK PRESIDENT LOIS?

LOIS: NOPE. CHRIS IS BLONDE AND I JUST SAW DOTTIE BLOW HER NOSE WITH CASHIER’S TAPE.

OH OK, SORRY LADIES

YOUR OWN ISLAND IS KIND OF A LOT

IT'S LITERALLY THE GO-TO CLICHE FOR ASKING FOR A LOT

WELL THAT IS THE FIRST SMART QUESTION I’VE HEARD ALL DAY