Facebook meme of the week



HELLO MY NAME IS TURKEY AND I AM HERE FOR THE TURKEY SLAUGHTER

WAIT A SECOND THEY ARE GOING TO PUT STUFFING UP MY BUTT AFTER I AM SLAUGHTERED

THAT’S JUST TOO FAR

I CAME HERE TO BE SLAUGHTERED IN DIGNITY BUT NOW I AM GOING TO LEAVE


STOP RUINING THIS HILARIOUS MEME WITH YOUR TURKEY ENEMA STORIES TAYLOR

IT’S LIKE WHO HASN’T WORKED IN TURKEY FACTORY BEFORE, WE ALL KNOW THE DEAL OK?

WHAT HAPPENS AT TURKEY FACTORY ETC ETC


WHAT

WHAT

OMG IF I WERE GIVEN A FINITE NUMBER OF "WHAT"S TO USE IN LIFE I WOULD BLOW THEM ALL IN RESPONSE TO THIS COMMENT


JAMES DOESN’T NEED A WHOLE TURKEY BECAUSE HE LIVES ALONE L

THIS IS A DECENT EHARMONY POST

LIKES: ROCK CORNISH HENS, HILARIOUS FACEBOOK MEMES

DISLIKES: DRY-ASS TURKEY SANDWICHES, CHICKS WITH KIDS – KEEP WALKIN’


DAMMIT BONNIE YOU CROSSED THE LINE OF GOOD TASTE

I'M SURE THE DAUGHTER FEATURED IN YOUR PROFILE PIC SAW THIS COMMENT AND WAS SUPER PROUD

WHO IS THE ANIMAL NOW, BONNIE

WHO IS THE ANIMAL NOW


NAILED IT


“HOLD MY CALLS – I HAVE TO COMMENT ‘BANANA BABA’ ON THIS TURKEY MEME.” – DIANE TO HER SECRETARY AT HER FORTUNE 500 COMPANY


DANG ERMA, RUIN TURKEY MEMES MUCH?

YOU AND TAYLOR SHOULD GET A ROOM … AT TURKEY FACTORY


I DON’T KNOW GUYS MAYBE MELISSA HAS A POINT

I MEAN THIS MEME IS FUNNY BUT AT WHAT COST

WHAT DO YOU GUYS THINK


HA HA OH YEAH I FORGOT THIS TURKEY IS KINDA UGZZ LET’S KILL IT AND EAT IT LOL



ME NEITHER JANET

ME NEITHER

Comments

troy said…
This is the most provocative one of these things yet. I am afraid I have many thoughts:

1. I was gonna ask what the hell did they do to that turkey? It doesn't have a face. Then I was going to point out that turkeys don't look like that. They look like this:

http://www.watertownymca.org/images/Yimages/turkey.dance.jpeg

And then I looked one more time and realized the turkey just had its face turned to the side a bit. I originally thought the left eye was where it got mangled when someone cut off its beak. Freaked me out. (Warning: Once seen, this cannot be unseen. I'm sorry, not all of these observations will be this gross.)

2. 'Hold my calls' officially made this feature something I can only read when no one else is in the office. There is such a thing as 'too funny,' you know.

3. HTF does hanging a turkey upside-down calm an apparently already upset turkey?

4. 'Must not like popcorn'? I am also with Janet.
11:29 AM
mkenny59 said…
I love everything about your comment - sincerely, not ironically, which is how I appreciate the comments relative to this discussion (just so there's no confusion) - but especially your noting of "Must not like popcorn," which I somehow totally missed/ignored. Kudos.
3:29 PM
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