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PRETTY SURE YOU MEAN ISO LIKE “IN SEARCH OF” BUT “I SO” MAKES IT SOUND LIKE YOU ARE BRAGGING IN BROKEN ENGLISH ABOUT HOW RELIABLE YOU ARE WHICH IS BETTER MORE PEOPLE SHOULD USE NEXTDOOR TO BRAG ABOUT HOW GOOD THEY ARE AT THINGS EXCEPT REAL ESTATE AGENTS WHO ARE ALREADY DOING THAT ANYWAY, IF YOU PREFER SIMONE WHY DON’T YOU JUST ASK SIMONE SHE DRIVES AND HAS NO POINTS ON HER LICENSE WHICH IS A MAJOR PLUS THE MORE I THINK ABOUT IT THE MORE I LIKE THE IDEA OF THIS POST SERVING AS A PASSIVE-AGGRESSIVE WAY TO ASK SIMONE TO WATCH YOUR KID LIKE SIMONE IS HER TEENAGE NIECE BUT MEREDITH ISN’T ON SPEAKING TERMS WITH HER SISTER-IN-LAW “UGH YOU COULD HAVE JUST CALLED ME AUNT MEREDITH” – SIMONE, ROLLING HER EYES AS SHE SCROLLS THROUGH NEXTDOOR BY THE WAY, HAVING NO POINTS ON YOUR DRIVER’S LICENSE IS AN INTERESTING CORE REQUIREMENT FOR WATCHING YOUR CHILD LIKE “I AM LOOKING FOR AN HVAC TECH WHO IS GOOD AT PICKUP BASKETBALL” MEREDITH ALSO INCLUDES A PI...

FINALLY A MEME BRAVE ENOUGH TO TAKE ON THE GREAT BATHROOM DEBATE I MADE THIS INTO A BUMPER STICKER BUT INSTEAD OF "SHARE = AGREE" IT READS "HONK IF YOU'RE HORNY ... FOR BATHROOM JUSTICE" LET'S SEE WHAT THE PEOPLE WHO USE PUBLIC BATHROOMS HAVE TO SAY MEN PISS ON THE FLOOR THE IMPORTANT QUESTION HERE IS: HOW LONG ARE YOUR PANTS ME (A MAN) : /PISSES ALL OVER BATHROOM FLOOR, EXITS/ WELL YOU'RE OLD ENOUGH TO GO BY YOURSELF NOW, SO HOLD YOUR PANTS UP AND GIT ER DONE DAUGHTER : UH I THINK I'LL HOLD IT DEB BULGIN FOR PRESIDENT BEING CONDESCENDINGLY TOLD TO "THINK ABOUT IT" BY DEB BULGIN ON THE HEELS OF THAT FIRST SENTENCE IS WHY I COME TO THE INTERNET HERE ARE SOME BOOK TITLES I'VE RECENTLY THOUGHT OF ALL GAS STATIONS HAS UNIVERSAL WASHROOMS: A COMPLEX ARGUMENT FOR EQUALITY BASED ON GAS STATION STANDARDS NOT HERE FOR THE TWATS AND DICKS, JUST TRYIN' TO POO: A MEMOIR,  BY DEB BULGIN MEN PISS ON THE FLOOR AN...

SHEESH THIS PUPPY IS REALLY FISHING YA KNOW WHAT BUD WE ALL NEED A HUG BUT I HAVE ENOUGH DIGNITY NOT TO PUT MYSELF OUT THERE LIKE THAT ALSO WHAT'S UP WITH THE SHIFT BETWEEN FIRST AND THIRD PERSON AND IS THAT A BEAR EMOJI ANYWAY NO-- IN 2018 I AM DRAWING THE LINE AT DIGITAL PUPPY-HUGGING STOP LOOKING AT ME LIKE THAT DAMMIT FINE HOW DO WE EVEN DO THIS /TYPES "HUG" INTO MICROSOFT WORD, WAITS/ I FEEL THE SAME THIS WHOLE PUPPY-HUGGING BUSINESS GOT ME WONDERING: DO ILLITERATE PEOPLE LIKE PUPPIES TOO LET'S FIND OUT IMAGINE JOHN BAHE SMITH IS YOUR DAD AND THIS MEME SHOWED UP ON YOUR FB TIMELINE BECAUSE YOUR DAD COMMENTED ON IT AND THIS IS THE COMMENT WELL GUESS WHAT JOHN BAHE SMITH *IS* MY DAD AND HE IS A FIREFIGHTER WHO JUST HAPPENS TO HAVE FEELINGS SO BACK OFF OK SANDRA AND SHIRLEY TOOK TIME OUT OF THEIR RESPECTIVE DAYS TO WRITE THESE THINGS LET US NEVER FORGET THAT ALL GOODIE STUFF #ALLGOODIESTUFF SEE IF LAURA ABEL IS STIL...

I AM UNFAMILIAR WITH THIS SENTIMENT GOING TO HAVE TO THINK LONG AND HARD ABOUT THIS ONE BEFORE DECIDING WHETHER TO SHARE IN THE MEANTIME LET'S GATHER SOME OPINIONS OLD TROLLS IN COWBOYS HATS SHARING SARCASTIC MISOGYNISTIC COMMENTS ON WEIRD-ASS MEMES FOR THE SHEER THRILL OF IT ARE THE REAL HEROES EXCERPT FROM THE FORTHCOMING NOVEL TUESDAYS WITH PAWPAW "SO TRUE FOR A LOT OF RELATIONSHIP" RAVES RATEMYBOOK.COM IN ALL SERIOUSNESS THOUGH THIS COMMENT IS SO GOOD IT WARRANTS A SEQUEL AS IS USUALLY THE CASE THE SEQUEL WAS NOT AS GOOD AS THE ORIGINAL FIRST OF ALL, NOT LIKING THIS "GRANDPA" WHO REPLACED PAWPAW ALSO TOO LONG-- COULD HAVE DONE WITHOUT THE WHOLE BEDTIME AND WAKE-UP SCENES AND HONESTLY THE END WHERE GOD KILLS THAT MOLE FOR NO REASON WAS JUST CONFUSING BUT THE THEME HOLDS UP SO: THREE STARS OR YOUR COMMENT COULD GO LIKE THIS I DON'T KNOW THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A SENTENCE AND A MEME BUT THE WORLD SHOULD KNOW I'V...

IF THIS TYPO EQUALS $5,000 A WALK THEN I AM A RESPONSIBLE YOUNG PERSON BUT LISTEN IF I FIND OUT YOUR DOG IS NOT EASYGOING I’M OUT HEY BUDDY I CAME HERE FOR SANDWICH INFO RACCOON SIGHTINGS AND DOG-WALKING OPPORTUNITIES, KEEP YOUR POLITICS OUTTA HERE IF YOU WANNA TALK TO ME COME KNOCK ON MY DOOR YOU KNOW WHAT DON'T KNOCK ON MY DOOR ACTUALLY "SEAMAN GIVES HUSBAND A HARD TIME" I AM SORRY BUT I TOLD YOU TO KEEP THE POLITICS OUTTA HERE WOW LOOK AT THAT DRIVEWAY THIS POST IS VERY ENJOYABLE IF YOU IMAGINE IT BEING READ FOR A TV COMMERCIAL IN THE MOST MONOTONE VOICE POSSIBLE WITH PICTURES OF ROADS FLASHING ACROSS THE SCREEN IS “GOT PAVING” THE OFFICIAL BOTTOMING OUT OF THE MILK AD I SAY NO LET’S KEEP IT GOING IMAGINE TAKING MULTIPLE PICTURES OF ADULT DIAPERS TO POST ON THE INTERNET "YOU SAY YOU HAVE ADULT DIAPERS BUT WHERE'S THE PROOF?" - A PERSON? “I HAPPEN TO HAVE” SURE OK ...