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Nextdoor posts of the week

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DOES ANYONE KNOW WHAT DAY IS HO HO HO AND WHAT TIME HE WILL COME DOWN THE CHIMNEY BEEN THINKING A LOT ABOUT THIS AND I HAVE TO SAY, OF THE TWO COMMENTS HERE SUZANNAH HAS PROVIDED THE BETTER ADVICE WHEN BEING FORCED TO MAKE AN EXCRUCIATING DECISION ABOUT POSSIBLY HAVING TO GIVE UP THE FAMILY PET, YOU WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU SEEK THE MOST TRUSTED SOURCE OF VALUABLE, WISE, AND EMPATHETIC COUNSEL, WHICH IS THE SAME SITE WHERE YOU CAN BUY ADULTS DIAPERS ON THE CHEAP "CAN'T TALK NOW, I HAVE TO LOG ON TO NEXTDOOR.COM TO ONE-UP THIS FROG JOKE" - ALYSON PLEASE DON'T ENCOURAGE THIS, HARRIET I DON'T THINK A FROG IS PEST BTW "WENT TO BUY LONGJOHNS AND ACCIDENTALLY BOUGHT A GOLDEN TWIN CANOPY BED" "I'VE BEEN INFORMED IT'S TOO EXPENSIVE TO RETURN" ALL OF THIS CHECKS OUT NOT GONNA CLICK "SEE MORE" BECAUSE THIS IS PERFECT MARY MARY QUITE CONTRARY HOW DID YOUR FRIEND'S YARD SALE GO DID SHE SELL S...

Facebook meme of the week

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TIME FOR ANOTHER ' DO YOU LIKE FOOD ' MEME GREAT QUESTION [THE "FRIED" IS CAPITALIZED BECAUSE THIS GUY MADE THE CHICKEN] LET'S HEAR IT FROM THE TOP FANS FIRST, THEY'VE WORKED HARD FOR THIS THEY DIDN'T BECOME TOP FANS FOR NOTHING, FOLKS ANY GOOD BOATING PARTY IS JUST OVERFLOWING WITH SOUTHERN FRIED CHICKEN LOVE TO BE ON A BOAT OUT ON THE BAY, STARING AT A BEAUTIFUL SUNSET WHILE TAKING A HUGE GNARLY BITE OFF A SOUTHERN FRIED CHICKEN LEG, TOSSING THE DRUMSTICK INTO THE WATER, COUNTING MY BLESSINGS COUSIN'S MOTHER-IN-LAW SOUTHERN FRIED CHICKEN IS THE BEST SOUTHERN FRIED CHICKEN AND THE ONLY KIND I'LL TOLERATE ME : /AT THANKSGIVING DINNER (ON A BOAT), SCANNING TABLE FULL OF BUCKETS OF SOUTHERN FRIED CHICKEN, LOOKING PROUDLY AT FAMILY, BUT GROWING CONFUSED/ WHERE IS MY COUSIN'S MOTHER-IN-LAW WIFE : UGH, FOR THE TENTH TIME WE DID NOT INVITE HER, WHAT IS YOUR DEAL ME : YOU CALL THIS A 'FAM...