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Internet stuff of the week

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MUSIC NOT WORKING WIZARD OF OZ MUSIC BOX HOW I FEEL WHEN SOMEONE TRIES TO SELL ME A WIZARD OF OZ MUSIC BOX WITH NO MUSIC FOR $25 DULY NOTED HEY EVERYONE, KEN MISSES OLD FASHIONED CHRISTMAS TREES, A SENTIMENT HE HAS CHOSEN TO EXPRESS ON NEXTDOOR.COM, PLEASE KEEP HIM IN YOUR THOUGHTS AND PRAYERS DURING THIS DIFFICULT TIME WHERE ARE THE OTHER NINE TOP 10 CHARLIE CHAPLIN QUOTES ALSO WTF IS THIS WHY ARE WE EVEN DOING THIS I AM DEPRESSED GOOD NIGHT SWEET DREAMS WHOEVER MADE THIS IS LEGITIMATELY INSANE (THAT WAS A POEM) VODKE THE JOKE WORKS BEST WHEN THE MOST IMPORTANT WORD IS SPELLED DIFFERENTLY EACH TIME I MEAN WHO IS EDITING FB:HEART TOUCHING FUN SETTING ASIDE THE BLATANT MISSPELLING, ARE WE REALLY IN NEED OF "I JUST FELL DOWN AND MUST IMMEDIATELY EXPRESS MYSELF" MEMES AND WHO IS EDITING SHUT UP I'M STILL TALKING THIS FAILS TO LIVE UP TO THE LOFTY STANDARDS SET FORTH BY SHUT UP I'M STILL TALKING IN ITS MI...

Grandma memes of the week

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FOUND A PAGE ON FACEBOOK CALLED "I'M A GRANDMA. I LOVE MY GRANDKIDS" GREAT NAME FOR A FACEBOOK PAGE BETTER MEMES LET'S GO DID A GROOVY OLD GRANDMA WRITE THIS NORMALLY I FEEL LIKE THAT STATEMENT IS HYPERBOLIC BUT IN THIS CASE I AGREE!!!!! WHO IS MESSING WITH THE GRANDBABES PLEASE LEAVE THE GRANDBABES ALONG ACTUALLY NOW THAT I THINK ABOUT IT ONE TIME I SAW A GRANDBABE GET ROASTED FOR HAVING A BIG FOREHEAD AND OUT OF NOWHERE THIS OLDER WOMAN HOLDING A GLASS OF MERLOT JUST STARTED DROP-KICKING THESE NINE-YEAR-OLDS IN THE FACE SO THIS IS GRAMMATUDE I REMEMBER THINKING TO MYSELF AT THE TIME ANYWAY THIS IS ALL COMING BACK TO ME NOW, NOT SURE WHY I NEVER MENTIONED IT GROSS WHAT EVEN IS THIS, WHO IS THIS FOR I DON'T UNDERSTAND THIS AT ALL MAINLY AT THE MOMENT I AM STRUGGLING WITH GRANDMA MEMES THAT DON'T MAKE ANY SENSE BUT ALSO, AS A GRANDMA, I AM STRUGGLING WITH FINDING A MEME THAT COMBINES MY LOVE OF FRIDAY ...

Instagram account of the week

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DO YOU LIKE LIONS I MEAN WHO DOESN'T LIKE LIONS, AMIRITE FOLKS BUT DO YOU LIKE LIONS AS MUCH AS *THIS* GUY DOUBTFUL WE'VE ALL HAD DREAMS OF DEDICATING OUR INSTAGRAM FEEDS ALMOST EXCLUSIVELY TO LION MEMES, BUT ALAS #LIFE GETS IN THE WAY THANKFULLY THERE IS A ONE-STOP SHOP FOR ALL OF YOUR LION CONTENT NO LION CAN BE KING WITHOUT HIS LIONESS SO TRUE (?) WANNABE KING WHO DOESN'T WANT TO SETTLE DOWN WITH A GOOD WOMAN SCROLLING THROUGH INSTAGRAM AND SEEING THIS MEME : WOW, I NEED TO CHANGE MY #LIFE DIFFICULT TO IMAGINE A MORE INSPIRING LION MEME I STAND CORRECTED EVEN THE LION IS MOTIVATED BY THESE WORDS "I DON'T HAVE THE STRENGTH TO GO ON FOR SOME REASON, BUT I MUST BECAUSE I AM A LION" - THIS LION BY THE WAY THIS MEME WAS SENT TO THIS GUY-- HE DIDN'T PURSUE IT ON HIS OWN LION MEMES JUST TEND TO FIND HIM, IT'S ALL A COINCIDENCE THIS IS CLEARLY THE SAME WIND MACHINE BEYONCE USED AT COACHELLA BUT I'LL LET IT SLIDE ...

Facebook memes of the week

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  I REMEMBER THIS QUOTE FROM THE MOVIE SNOW WHITE AND THE SEVEN DWARFS HORNY DWARF WAS REALLY PUT IN HIS PLACE AS A RESULT THE MEME SO NICE SHERRY AMEN-ED IT TWICE HMMM TOUGH ONE BUT I THINK THE RAPIST WILL BE TO BLAME CAN I GET AN AMEN THANK YOU ALL OF THESE AMENS ARE IMPORTANT- ESPECIALLY HLOKS HLOKOLOZA LEKGARI'S OBVIOUSLY- BUT IT WOULD MEAN A LOT TO HEAR WHAT BETTY BOOP THINKS WOW I AM SO HUMBLED THANK YOU BETTY BOOP AND THANK YOU JAN BETTY BOOP IS FAMOUS FOR NOT BEING A WEIRD-ASS BIG-HEADED CARTOON WITH A MIDDLE PART WHO FLAUNTS HER SEXUALITY THIS WOULD BE LIKE DAFFY DUCK HAVING A MEME THAT SAID "STOP SPINNING AROUND LIKE A LUNATIC AND SMELL THE ROSES" AND THE TASMANIAN DEVIL WAS LIKE "AMEN" THAT WAS MY STRAINED SEGUE TO THE NEXT MEME WHAT THE POLICE CALLED YOU INSTEAD OF THE ESCAPEE'S IMMEDIATE FAMILY TO TELL YOU THAT ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS ESCAPED "FROM MENTAL HOSPITAL" BECAUSE THE POLICE K...

Nextdoor posts of the week

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DOES ANYONE KNOW WHAT DAY IS HO HO HO AND WHAT TIME HE WILL COME DOWN THE CHIMNEY BEEN THINKING A LOT ABOUT THIS AND I HAVE TO SAY, OF THE TWO COMMENTS HERE SUZANNAH HAS PROVIDED THE BETTER ADVICE WHEN BEING FORCED TO MAKE AN EXCRUCIATING DECISION ABOUT POSSIBLY HAVING TO GIVE UP THE FAMILY PET, YOU WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU SEEK THE MOST TRUSTED SOURCE OF VALUABLE, WISE, AND EMPATHETIC COUNSEL, WHICH IS THE SAME SITE WHERE YOU CAN BUY ADULTS DIAPERS ON THE CHEAP "CAN'T TALK NOW, I HAVE TO LOG ON TO NEXTDOOR.COM TO ONE-UP THIS FROG JOKE" - ALYSON PLEASE DON'T ENCOURAGE THIS, HARRIET I DON'T THINK A FROG IS PEST BTW "WENT TO BUY LONGJOHNS AND ACCIDENTALLY BOUGHT A GOLDEN TWIN CANOPY BED" "I'VE BEEN INFORMED IT'S TOO EXPENSIVE TO RETURN" ALL OF THIS CHECKS OUT NOT GONNA CLICK "SEE MORE" BECAUSE THIS IS PERFECT MARY MARY QUITE CONTRARY HOW DID YOUR FRIEND'S YARD SALE GO DID SHE SELL S...

Facebook meme of the week

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TIME FOR ANOTHER ' DO YOU LIKE FOOD ' MEME GREAT QUESTION [THE "FRIED" IS CAPITALIZED BECAUSE THIS GUY MADE THE CHICKEN] LET'S HEAR IT FROM THE TOP FANS FIRST, THEY'VE WORKED HARD FOR THIS THEY DIDN'T BECOME TOP FANS FOR NOTHING, FOLKS ANY GOOD BOATING PARTY IS JUST OVERFLOWING WITH SOUTHERN FRIED CHICKEN LOVE TO BE ON A BOAT OUT ON THE BAY, STARING AT A BEAUTIFUL SUNSET WHILE TAKING A HUGE GNARLY BITE OFF A SOUTHERN FRIED CHICKEN LEG, TOSSING THE DRUMSTICK INTO THE WATER, COUNTING MY BLESSINGS COUSIN'S MOTHER-IN-LAW SOUTHERN FRIED CHICKEN IS THE BEST SOUTHERN FRIED CHICKEN AND THE ONLY KIND I'LL TOLERATE ME : /AT THANKSGIVING DINNER (ON A BOAT), SCANNING TABLE FULL OF BUCKETS OF SOUTHERN FRIED CHICKEN, LOOKING PROUDLY AT FAMILY, BUT GROWING CONFUSED/ WHERE IS MY COUSIN'S MOTHER-IN-LAW WIFE : UGH, FOR THE TENTH TIME WE DID NOT INVITE HER, WHAT IS YOUR DEAL ME : YOU CALL THIS A 'FAM...