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Internet stuff of the week

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PERFECTION HELL HATH NO FURY LIKE A DOPE MEME-MAKER SCORNED -PEOPLE WHO AREN'T RACIST -ART -WHEN JOHN COUGAR MELLENCAMP SHORTENS HIS NAME -CELEBRITY BISCUITS IT'S ABOUT TIME SICK AND TIRED OF UNTESTED BISCUITS #UNTESTEDBISCUITS BREAKING NEWS PRETTY SURE THIS IS THE RESULT OF A SUPERTROOPERS -ESQUE BET TO SEE IF SOMEONE COULD USE THE WORD "CHEESEBURGER" FOUR TIMES IN A HEADLINE SERIES IS ZERO MAYONNAISE GAGGING BUT I DO LIKE THE QUALIFIER "AT THE GROCERY STORE" AS IF BUYING MAYONNAISE ISN'T BAD ENOUGH THAT YOU'RE GONNA DO SO AT A GAS STATION CAN'T BELIEVE HE'S A GIANTS FAN NOW I KNOW I SAY THIS A LOT BUT CASH ROADSTER HAS BEEN AN INDISPENSABLE SOURCE OF SURPRISING LEX LUGER NEWS CANASTA STARVED "I'M FEENIN' FOR A HIT OF THAT CANASTA" -- CINDY, AIMLESSLY WALKING THE STREETS OF TINTON FALLS SHE'S NOT DONE THO FULL LIFE = SAME HOUSE, F...

Facebook meme of the week

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I'VE SEEN 'EM ALL BUT THIS IS BY FAR THE BEST FRED FLINTSTONE "NICE PEOPLE GET TREATED LIKE SHIT" MEME MY ONLY OBSERVATION IS THAT BARNEY WAS THE NICE ONE AND DIDN'T FRED KIND OF TREAT HIM LIKE CRAP SOMETIMES JUST MAKES ME WONDER IF THIS MEME IS VERY MUCH TRUE OK GREAT THEN LET US MOVE FORWARD WITH CONFIDENCE "AND IF FORTITUDE AND GRACE NOT BE YOUR WILL, O LORD, THEN MAY THOU RECEIVE A FOOT UP THE ASS FRED FLINTSTONE STYLE ... AMEN" THOSE *WHO* LOVE THE HARDEST OTHERWISE, PERFECT "THEY WILL KNOW HOW HARD I LOVED BY THE AMOUNT OF SHIT ON MY SHOULDERS" -- ANCIENT PROVERB #SHITPEOPLE FEELS LIKE MAYBE FRED FLINTSTONE WOULDN'T BE ENDORSING ALL OF THIS CURSING WHAT ELSE HAVE YOU BEEN READING LATELY HOW DO WE GET FRED FLINTSTONE SHIT-THEMED MEMES INTO K-12 CURRICULUM THIS HONESTLY MIGHT BE MY FAVORITE INTERNET COMMENT WHAT KATHY JONES LEWIS HAS READ BETWEEN THE LINES AND NAIL...

MSN quick links of the week

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WHAT EVEN IS THIS "WE NEED A STOCK PHOTO OF SOMETHING THAT DOESN'T HAVE SALT IN IT" "DO SMART PHONES HAVE SALT" "I DON'T THINK SO" "THEN WHY ARE YOU STILL STANDING HERE" MAKES SENSE THIS PICTURE LOOKS LIKE GOLD RUSH STAR TODD HOFFMAN JUST DISCOVERED HE HAS TO GIVE AWAY ALL HIS GOLD TO VIDEO GAMERS "UNLEASHING" IS A STRONG WORD SUBWAY : (UNLEASHES LOAF OF BREAD FROM PANTS AND VIOLENTLY SLAMS IT ON CONFERENCE ROOM TABLE, SHATTERING COFFEE MUGS AND INJURING NEARBY EXECUTIVES) BOOM BITCHES WAS THE BREAD NOT FRESH BEFORE WHAT IS A BREAD STYLE PROJECT RUNWAY SEASON 18: BREAD OR IF I COULD PHOTOSHOP I WOULD CHANGE THIS TO ALL OF THEM WEARING SUBWAY BANDANAS AROUND THEIR NECKS AND HATS WITH FLAT BRIMS SO JUST IMAGINE I DID THAT THNX ODDS ARE AT LEAST ONE PERSON IN THE WORLD SAW THIS NOT KNOWING ABOUT THE NAME CHANGE AND WAS LIKE "OKAAAAAAAY" OKAAAAAAY HMM...

Statement of record

Hi. Surely it’s been clear—even within the dumbest , most inane posts on here … so, all of them —where I stand on this president. And surely no one really cares what I think or have to say anyway. And surely so much has already been said, in much more intelligent, funnier, and more insightful ways than I could ever possibly think of or craft myself. And yet, when faced with the daily onslaught of lies and fear-mongering and deceit, and confronted with the frustrating fact that all of this is clearly out of my control—save for my votes and hopes—I feel compelled to do the simple act of stating the obvious: I do not support this president, and despise pretty much all of his character traits and impulsive decisions, and although I will refrain from the word “hate,” and although I am in no position to judge the soul, I find him to be an irredeemably bad person who has emboldened the worst of what this country has to offer and who—not through clever strategy but mindless instinct—has...

Nextdoor posts of the week

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OH MY GAWD DO NOT HURT THE CHIPMUNKS WHAT IS EVEN THE MATTER WITH YOU THERE IS A LOT OF BAD STUFF HAPPENING IN THE WORLD RIGHT NOW BUT YOU'RE ORDERING CHIPMUNK REPELLENT ON AMAZON SO YOU WIN/LOSE I MEAN BTW AUGUST IS A MONTH NOT A YEAR WHAT DO THE PEOPLE HAVE TO SAY THANK YOU AMANDA ANOTHER SUCCESSFUL DIALOGUE ON NEXTDOOR ADULT DIAPERS GUY IS BACK BABY ADULT DIAPERS AND UNDERPADS IS MY NEW FAVORITE NOVEL "THEY PREVENT HUMAN TYPE ACCIDENTS ON THE BED" CAN YOU BE MORE SPECIFIC LIKE WHEN I HIT REPLY ALL ... ON THE BED ANYWAY YEAH, GONNA USE THESE POOP DIAPERS TO UH ... PACK MY ANTIQUES, YEAH THAT'S RIGHT (THE ANTIQUES ARE MY BUTT) IN ALL HONESTY I THINK BRIAN WORKS AT A NURSING HOME AND IS STEALING ADULT DIAPERS AND TRYING TO SELL THEM ON THE INTERNET DON'T HATE THE PLAYER, HATE THE GAME THO I GUESS DO YOU MEAN TOILET YOU SHOULD TRY AN ART AUCTION PLACE ALSO I BET YOUR ARTWORK IS VERY GOOD T...

Internet stuff of the week

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WHO LEGALIZED FIREWORKS IN NJ? TECHNICALLY CHRIS CHRISTIE BUT THANKS A LOT, OBAMA IMMA CALL THE COPS IN ABOUT 5 MINUTES. ON CHRIS CHRISTIE? OK. GOOD, ACTUALLY IF UR KIDS ARE LIGHTING FIREWORKS AT 10:30, MAKE THEM STOP. MARTHA, HANK, ANGELINAQUIN-- QUIT YER BLASTIN' AND GET INSIDE! SOMEONE ON NEXTDOOR IS GETTIN' UPSET AND I'LL BE DARNED IF MY CHIL'REN TARNISH MY OTHERWISE STERLING ONLINE REPUTATION IF YOU'RE DOING IT, UR A LOWLIFE. IN THE BUSINESS THIS IS CALLED GETTING SZALECKI'D. YA' BURNT, LOWLIFES PEOPLE GOT WORK! DAMN RIGHT I'M DRAGGING ASS, BILL. WAS UP ALL NIGHT WRITING A POST TO NO ONE IN PARTICULAR ABOUT HOW I'M GOING TO CALL THE COPS IN FIVE MINUTES "WOW, THAT MASSIVE ATHLETE WAS LARGER THAN I REALIZED." -- ME, AFTER VIEWING THIS POST AND [PICS] BOYZ II MEN REMIX SOMEONE GET ARLENE A COLD GLASS OF WATER, DANG "EVEN THOUGH I HAVE A FILTER, THE WATER RUNS WARM" ??? DID YOU...