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THIS MEME IS MORE POTENT THAN DRUGS FOR GRANDMAS IT'S IMPOSSIBLE TO RECOVER FROM THIS IMAGINE TRYING TO SEND OUT A MERELY *PLEASANT* GRANDMA-CENTRIC MEME AFTER SEEING THIS YOU'LL BE LAUGHED OUT OF YOUR GRANDMA SOCIAL MEDIA CLUB IT'S OVER, THE GAME DONE CHANGED MY ONLY COMPLAINT IS WHY IS "GRANDMA MISSES ME?" CAPITALIZED BUT NOT "HOLD ON, I'M ON MY WAY" THEN AGAIN I DID NOT GRADUATE FROM GRANDPARENTS ACADEMY AND THEY MAY ABIDE BY A DIFFERENT GRAMMAR STYLE BEFORE WE GET TO SOME COMMENTS IT'S WORTH MENTIONING THAT MY RESEARCH (I.E. SKIMMING THROUGH 200+ COMMENTS ON THIS MEME) REVEALS THAT EVERY GRANDSON NOW IS NAMED DECLAN WITH ONE EXCEPTION PATTI FEINGOLD SEEMS TO BE UNDER THE IMPRESSION THAT THIS MEME IS SOLELY FOR HER AND SHE IS SUPPOSED TO IDENTIFY THE (SUPER)BABY? "HE BELONGS TO ME" LOL I'LL TELL YOU ONE THING THAT *DOESN'T* BELONG TO PATTI FEINHOLD AND THAT'S AN APPRECIATION FOR PUNCTUATION ...

FILED UNDER CRIME AND SAFETY ANYONE HAVE ANY LEADS THE IMPORTANT THING IS THAT DAN IS OK NO CHARGES WERE FILED IN THE CASE THE VICTIM CITED HIS CHRISTIAN PRINCIPLES AND WANTED TO GIVE THE SUSPECT A SECOND CHANCE AT A SUCCESSFUL LIFE IMAGINE DAN LIVING IN A MODERATELY DIVERSE NEIGHBORHOOD WITH EVEN A REMOTE CHANCE OF ACTUAL CRIME HAPPENING "HELLO POLICE, DAN AGAIN-- SOMEONE IS PEEING IN MY BUSHES WHILE GIVING ME THE MIDDLE FINGER AND I CAN SEE IT ON MY RING DEVICE ... WAIT, THEY'RE GETTING CLOSER ... MY RING DEVICE IS BROKEN, COME QUICKLY WE'RE UNDER ATTACK" I MEAN THE VIDEO IS THREE SECONDS OF THIS DUDE WALKING BY AND 18 SECONDS OF FRONT LAWN FOR REAL NICE WORK BENJAMIN GREAT SHAPE EXCEPT FOR THE VERY VISIBLE AND UNPLEASANT RIPS MY UNCLE IS IN GREAT SHAPE EXCEPT FOR THE EMPHYSEMA OUT OF CURIOSITY HOW IS THAT FIXED OTHER THAN WITH ELECTRICAL TAPE THIS IS ALSO NOT A COUCH IMO SO TO RECAP: NOT A COUCH, NOT IN GREAT SHAPE, ...

DEAR GRANDSON I KNOW HOW MUCH YOU LIKE THE MOON AND KITES AND GUITARS AND BEDAZZLED HEARTS AND DOGS AND ICE CREAM AND ROCKETS SO I MADE YOU THIS ... THING I HOPE YOU LIKE IT, IT'S ONLY $5.99 FYI FRAME IS NOT INCLUDED AND DON'T WORRY, THE OUTSTANDING GRAPHICS WILL DRAW EYES AWAY FROM THE RANDOM CHANGES IN FONT COLOR WHICH NO ONE WILL NOTICE THIS IS THE PERFECT POSTER FOR ANY GRANDSON'S BEDROOM, LOOKS GREAT IN BETWEEN A POSTER OF STEPH CURRY AND A PICTURE OF SELENA GOMEZ WEARING A BIKINI THAT WAS RIPPED OUT OF US WEEKLY BUT THIS ALSO WORKS AS A GOOD OLD-FASHIONED MEME ONLY THREE COMMENTS WHICH IS SURPRISING BUT LET'S SEE IF THEY CAPTURE THE SPIRIT OF THIS CREATIVE PROJECT I'M SORRY THIS CANNOT BE FOR MAMA, THIS IS VERY EXPLICITLY ONLY FOR GRANDSONS I MEAN C'MON ANTHONIK, YOU DON'T EVEN HAVE THE RIGHT GENERATION DID YOU EVEN READ THE MEME, I HIGHLY DOUBT YOUR MAMA LIKES ROCKET SHIPS THAT MUCH ANTHON IK Y SMITH I GRAND MA MA ... ...