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LOL I AM FEELING THIS MEME IT HAS REALLY PUT A SMILE ON FACE *MY* FACE THAT IS MY FAVORITE PART OF THIS MEME IS HOW DAFFY DUCK IS STRAIGHT WALKING INTO DUDE'S CART WHILE COMPLAINING ABOUT WALKING BEHIND HIM MEANWHILE DUDE IS LIKE "JUST TRYING TO BUY SOME GROCERIES FOR MY FAMILY... "WTF IS HAPPENING WITH THIS BELLIGERENT DUCK" I WONDER IF THEY USED DONALD DUCK FOR THIS MEME AT FIRST BUT THEN WERE HOLD UP, IS THIS RACIST ANYWAY LET'S PLAY A GAME CALLED "WHO KNOWS HOW TO SPELL 'AISLE'" NOPE BUT OTHERWISE VERY COHERENT NOT QUITE BUT I AGREE THAT PEOPLE CHATTING WITH THEIR NEIGHBORS SHOULD GET A CATTLE PROD HETTY WOLFS FOR MAYOR OF SHOPRITE THOSE BANISHED TO THE 'ISLE OF MISFIT COMMENTERS' WAIT IN VAIN FOR ANGER CLAUS TO VISIT EVERY YEAR OK SO NOBODY WON THAT GAME WHAT ELSE WE GOT OBVIOUSLY THE SLOW WALKERS PUT ON NOTICE BY THIS DOPE MEME EXCLUDES THOSE WHO ARE BLIND IN ONE EYE ...

THIS ONE IS CALLED "ME & YOU" THAT WAS CALLED "ME & YOU" IT'S PURPOSEFULLY GRAMMATICALLY INCORRECT BECAUSE THAT'S HOW MICKEY MOUSE TALKS HE IS AN UNEDUCATED MOUSE BUT HAS THE STREET SMARTS TO BE LIKE: NOPE, NOT GONNA COMMIT SUICIDE WITH YOU IS THIS RELATABLE YOU DON'T HAVE TO CLIMB A BRIDGE DUMBASS ALSO WHO ARE YOU EVEN TALKING TO THIS IS AN OFF THE RAILS, SPECTACULAR FAILURE OF AN ATTEMPT TO BE WITTY IN HER MIND ELEONORE WILD IS LIKE WINSTON CHURCHILL RESPONDING TO POINTED CRITICISM, BUT IN REALITY SHE IS ELEONORE WILD RESPONDING TO A MICKEY MOUSE MEME LITERALLY NO CLUE IS THIS ABOUT A CAR OR A STREET ADDRESS AND EITHER WAY HOW DOES IT RELATE TO MICKEY MOUSE OH TO BE ABLE TO STEP INSIDE THE COMPLEX MIND OF SUBERINA COOPERJOHNSON SPEAKING OF COMPLEX MINDS THE ONE THING I DON'T UNDERSTAND, BESIDES EVERYTHING, IS WHY THAT DOG'S EYEBROWS ARE OFF ITS FACE WHAT'S YOU UPDATE YOUR...

First of all, who told you about my Pokemon Go addiction? Was it troy ? Because I've said this to numerous unsolicited spambots: HE CANNOT BE TRUSTED. Except, I suppose, in this specific case, as he is absolutely correct that I am totes into Pokemon Go. Second of all, nobody calls me Michael. Except those in the Pokemon Go community of which I am a prominent, willing, and active member. So again, this holds up. I love cheating as much as the next Michael, but UNLIMITED Pokecoins is a treasure trove that I simply cannot trust myself to handle appropriately. The last thing I want is to become a part of one of those stories you frequently see on E! where a regular Joe wins the lottery of Pokecoins, buys an above-ground pool and a lifetime supply of Marlboro Reds, starts a record label for his cousins, and ultimately combusts in a blaze of fake financial failure. Back in the day, I became unhealthily obsessed with gathering extra lives in Super Mario Bros., I flew too close to t...

OMG EVEN AS A MEN WHO JUST GOT SERVED WITH THIS SCATHING MEME I CAN'T HELP BUT LOL THIS IS SO ME (A MEN) "YOU SHOULD COME WITH INSTRUCTIONS WOMAN" - ME, TO MY WIFE, ON THE REGS NOW SHE FINALLY HAS A COMEBACK INSTEAD OF JUST CRYING AND RUNNING AWAY BUT YO, NOT TO TRY AND TOP THIS ALREADY DOPE AND ORIGINAL OBSERVATION BUT HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED HOW A MEN NEVER STOPS TO ASK FOR DIRECTIONS ALSO THEY HOG THE REMOTE CONTROL MEANWHILE WOMEN CAN'T EVEN CONTROL THEIR PMS OR WHATEVER IT'S ALMOST LIKE MEN ARE FROM MARS AND WOMEN ARE FROM VENUS VENUS RHYMES WITH PENIS WHICH IS SOMETHING MEN USE TO THINK WITH INSTEAD OF THEIR BRAINS SOMEBODY HOSE ME DOWN I'M ON FIRE WAIT ONE MORE I'M GOING TO CALL THIS MEME "INSTRUCTIONS" BECAUSE IT'S OBVIOUS NO ONE READ IT WHEN IT WAS BEING PUT TOGETHER ME AND THIS MEME ARE ABBOTT AND COSTELLO-ING RIGHT NOW PLEASE NOBODY INTERRUPT US UGH, OH NO TWO MANS GOT THEIR FEELINGS HURT IF THE...

THAT BOY IS TOTES GONNA HAVE A BOY (PUTS ON SUBLIMINAL LIMBO MUSIC) "YOU PUT THE LIME IN THE COCONUT THEN SEE A DOCTOR FOR YOUR SCHIZOPHRENIA, YOU NUT" CAN'T TALK NOW, FLIPPING THROUGH SOME HOT AND INAPPROPRIATE PICS FROM WORLD WAR II AKA THE SEXIEST WAR WHAT CAN I SAY, I'M A CURIOUS HISTORIAN ... ... .... CURIOUS FOR BOOBS IS WHAT I M-- OK I THOUGHT PRANKS WERE FUN WHY DO I FEEL SAD AND SCARED "SO I IMMEDIATELY WENT AND GOT MY BANGS CUT" "I'M AN O-POSITIVE DIAGONAL BANGS GIRL LIVING WITH A B-NEGATIVE STRAIGHT BANGS FAMILY" "YOU'D LOOK LIKE THIS TOO IF NO ONE IN YOUR FAMILY WAS STRAIGHT WITH YOU" I COULDN'T PICK JUST ONE BTW SHE GIVES BLOOD IN BARS? WTF "IT HAS A BANANA-- THE BANANAS WORKED!" - MOM THE BUZZ TUBE- FOR ALL OF THE DAY'S FRESHEST BABY GENITALIA NEWS AND ALSO HOT CELEBRITY GOSSIP ANYWAY WHAT I'M REALLY LOOKING FOR IS THE WHERE...