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THIS IS MY SECOND FAVORITE DONALD DUCK POEM FIRST FAVORITE IS I WANDERED LONELY AS A QUACK YES OTHER THAN THAT THIS POEM IS *VERY GOOD* I BET YOU KNOW A LOT ABOUT POEMS “OK CLASS MY NAME IS PROFESSOR JOEY LOGAN, PLEASE OPEN YOUR CLASSIC LITERATURE TEXTBOOKS TO PAGE 117, LET’S TALK ABOUT LINE 4 IS DAFFY BEING SUICIDAL OR INTROSPECTIVE” AHH THE POPULAR “ME ME ME ME” RYHME PATTERN NO I THINK THIS IS MEANINGLESS GARBAGE WHY IS EVERYBODY ACTING LIKE ALL HUMANS AND POPULAR CARTOON DUCKS DON’T HAVE A DARK SIDE MY FAVORITE PART OF THIS GREAT SAYING IS WHEN DONALD DUCK SAYS “YOU MIGHT NOT LIKE ME BUT IS OKAY” THAT IS ONE GREAT SAYING GONNA RESPOND TO THIS DONALD DUCK-PLUS-HEART-FILLED-BUMBLEBEES POEM WITH A HEART-FILLED SNOOPY EMOJI I AM 67 YEARS OLD THIS IS A DOPE MASHUP OF POPEYE'S CATCHPHRASE AND THIS DONALD DUCK POEM SOMEONE SET THAT SH*T TO MUSIC CALVIN HARRIS WHERE YOU AT SON ...

SHARE THIS IF YOU REMEMBER WINDOWS DAMMIT THE INTERNET IS ONE GIANT CHRIS FARLEY INTERVIEW REMEMBER THE TIME WHEN THERE WERE WINDOWS THAT WAS AWESOME I’M NOT SURE BREAKING THESE WINDOWS IS AS EASY OR PRODUCTIVE AS YOU IMAGINE IN THIS VERY SPECIFIC SCENARIO BUT THANK YOU FOR THINKING OF THE TODDLERS AND DOGS NO ONE EVER THINKS OF THE TODDLERS AND DOGS CATHY : REMEMBER VENT WINDOWS DESIGNATED HITTER : WHAT CATHY : I ALWAYS LIKED THE AIR FLOW THEY PROVIDED DESIGNATED HITTER : ARE YOU THE NEW MANAGER, IS IT MY TURN TO BAT CATHY : I DON’T KNOW THO I COULDN’T GIVE UP AIR CONDITIONING DESIGNATED HITTER : I DON’T THINK VENT WINDOWS AND A/C ARE MUTUALLY EXCLUSIVE, SKIP CATHY : SO YOU AGREE AND IT’S SETTLED – WE CAN’T BRING THEM BACK, I’LL TELL THE OTHERS DESIGNATED HITTER : HOW DID YOU GET THROUGH THE CLUBHOUSE #WEEDPROBLEMS IF YOU THINK LLOYD DWAYNE WINTERS HAS DOPE COMMENTS ON CAR WINDOW MEMES, YOU SHOULD S...

THIS IS A REAL THING THAT HAPPENED YOU KNOW IT’S BAD WHEN THE COMMENTERS ON THESE MEMES ARE BEING CRITICAL DON’T KNOW WHAT IT MEANS FOR COMMON SENSE TO BE SITTING ON THE FENCE BUT AT LEAST IT’S NOT SITTING ON THE COUCH SORRY I MEAN THIS IS A PARODY RIGHT DAVID WARBURTON > BILL GATES AS THE POSTER CHILD FOR EDUCATION BEING OVERRATED #MATTERSDEGREE CEO : THIS COMPUTER PROGRAMMING JOB REQUIRES A MASTER'S DEGREE DAVID WARBURTON : DON’T GOT ONE DON’T NEED ONE, I KNOW HOW *TO* DO ANYTHING HERE TALK TO MY WIFE CEO : I DON’T (PHONE SHOVED IN FACE) UM HELLO … UH HUH … UH HUH … WOW REALLY HE DIDN’T EVEN READ THE INSTRUCTIONS … UH HUH … WELL I MEAN I WASN’T TALKING SEXUALLY BUT OK WOW … NO THANK *YOU* (HANGS UP) WELL IT LOOKS LIKE I WORK FOR YOU NOW DAVID WARBURTON : THOUGHT SO I CAN’T BELIEVE ALL THESE KIDS WHO GRADUATED FROM AUTO PARTS/WATER PUMP UNIVERSITY STILL DON’T KNOW WHAT THEY’RE...

I was scrolling through my timeline the other day for some reason and found this, and I am very disappointed I missed it originally and was deprived of two-plus months of enjoyment. The explanation will, as it always does, kill the humor, but I kind of  have to explain it, right? My dad's cousin is also named Mike Kenny, and I am friends with my second cousin on Facebook. Every now and then there's an honest mix-up with tagging among family, but there are worse Mike Kennys to be confused with, I suppose. Anyway, what I think happened here is that my second cousin attempted to write "Happy Birthday cuz!" on my timeline. The result is, like most things on this blog, probably only humorous to me. NEVERTHELESS. - Chris

UH WHAT IS HAPPENING HERE THESE MICE SISTERS ARE CRAY IS THAT A LADYBUG ON THAT SYRINGE I DON’T … WHAT MAYBE I DON’T UNDERSTAND BECAUSE I’M NOT A SISTER LET’S HEAR IT FROM THE SISTERS WHO ARE CONNECTED BY THE HEART SIAMESE SISTERS WHAT BETTER PLACE TO WORK OUT YOUR DIFFERENCES THAN THE COMMENTS THREAD OF A SISTERS MEME FEATURING TWO DRUGGED-OUT MICE TANGLED IN ROPE CYRENTHIA IF YOU’RE STABBED IN THE HEART BY THE SISTER WITH WHOM YOU’RE CONNECTED AT THE HEART YOU BOTH DIE IT’S THE CODE OF THE SISTERS REBECCA : MOM KRISTEN HATES ME MOM : SO WHAT WHO CARES REBECCA : WAIT I WAS FISHING FOR YOU TO TELL ME SHE DOESN’T HATE ME SHE REALLY DOES OMG MOM : THAT’S JUST THE WAY SHE IS … THE TYPE OF PERSON WHO PASSIONATELY HATES HER ONLY SISTER I DON’T KNOW WHAT TO TELL YOU REBECCA : OH OK IF THAT’S JUST HOW SHE IS STACY : WHAT’S UP GIRL KARA : NOT MUCH SISTA SOLIDER HOW YOU LIVIN’ FAM STACY : IT’S ALL GO...

ALL I NEED IS MY TRUSTY SNOW STEED AND MY NANNA I HAVE NOTHING ELSE TO OFFER THEM BUT MYSELF BECAUSE I AM 6 PLUS THEY NEED ME “I HATE YOU GET OFF ME” – HORSE “SIT HERE NEXT TO ME ON THIS PARK BENCH YOUNG BILLINGSLEY SO I CAN SHARE PROFOUND WISDOM I LEARNED IN WORLD WAR II—YOU WILL KNOW YOUR TRUE FRIEND AND FAMILY ARE WHEN YOUR NOT ABLE ANGMORE I AM SO DAMN RIGHT” "SIR ARE YOU OK SHOULD I CALL 911" SHOUT OUT TO BERT SENIOR AND DEBBIE ALDRED THERE ARE THE TRUSTY SNOW STEEEDS OF PAULA’S WEEK-ENDS WOW WHO KNEW OLD PEOPLE WERE SO WISE ONE TIME I MET AN OLD PERSON ON A PARK BENCH WHO WAS WEARING A PURPLE HEART AND HE TOLD ME “THE OLDER YOU GET THE MORE YOU REALIZE PEOPLE ARE THE WORST AND YOU GOTTA GET PAID, SON!” I WAS LIKE WHOA THEN HE GOT UP AND TOOK OFF HIS OLD PERSON MASK AND IT WAS REALLY KANYE WEST I’LL NEVER FORGET THAT DAY UH SOUNDS LIKE *SOMEONE* NEEDS A HORSEY RIDE HOW IS THAT ...