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EACH POOP MEME IS BETTER THAN THE LAST DOES ANYONE HAVE ANY POOP STORIES MORE LIKE POOP VISOR AMIRITE OUR SAYING IN HIGH SCHOOL WAS WTF IS PHYLISS EVEN TALKING ABOUT MY POST TOASTIES HAVE NEVER BEEN PUNKED ON AND I PREFER TO KEEP IT THAT WAY THANK YOU VERY MUCH YOU SEEM CHILL YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY RETIREMENT SLOWLY STRIPS YOU OF THE URGE TO BECOME A BIRD AND POOP ON PEOPLE’S HEADS OH SNAP BIG LIZ JUST GOT SERVED HOW WILL BIG LIZ RESPOND AND ON WHAT POOP MEME BIG LIZ NEEDS TO RECORD A POOP MEME DISS TRACK STAT THIS IS BIGGIE/PAC ALL OVER AGAIN THANK YOU FERN/ELVIS, YOU REALLY UPPED THE ANTE OF THIS MEME BY STATING YOU WANT TO BE A *BIG* BIRD WITH DIARRHEA SHOUT OUT TO GENE’S UNCLE HARDLY A POOP MEME PASSES WITHOUT REMINISCING ABOUT GENE’S UNCLE HE HAD A HEAD MADE FOR BIRD POOP YOU’RE GOING TO BE A WONDERFUL FATHER JOHN ARTHUR WILLIAMS MIGUEL CORTEZ AS A BIRD :...

SHOUT OUT TO ALL MY FELLOW GEMINI OR ARIES OR SAGITTARIUS OR LEO OR SCORPIO OR CANCER OR TAURUS PEEPS THE QUALITY OF HAVING A RANGE OF BASIC HUMAN EMOTIONS IS UNIQUE TO US AND ONLY US YA’LL KNOW WHAT I’M TALKIN’ ABOUT MEANWHILE PISCES ARE ALL LIKE “WHAT I DON’T GET IT” LIBRA BE ALL LIKE “KERMIT THE FROG SMOKES WEED?” LOL OTHER ZODIAC SIGNS YOU’LL NEVER KNOW WHAT IT’S LIKE TO SPEND THREE MINUTES IN OUR SHOES BTW AQUARIUS —MFK IS SHORT FOR MALLORY FRANCIS KINGMAN CURSED THAT B*TCH OUT AT THE MALL JUST YESTERDAY FOR NOT HAVING MY PRETZEL SHE’S A CAPRICORN OBVS ANYWAY MY NEPHEW PUT THIS MEME TOGETHER HE’S A GRAPHIC DESIGN MAJOR, GRAMMAR MINOR AT FART COLLEGE THEY CALL HIM THE FONT MASTER WE CALL HIM DALE NOW IF YOU’LL EXCUSE ME I HAVE TO GO DROP SOME KNOWLEDGE IF YOU WANT TO GET SOME KNOWLEDGE I’LL BE THE BEARDED ONE IN THE WHITE ROBE WITH THE ROPE BELT AND SANDALS STANDING IN THE CENTER OF MANNY’S COFFEE HOUSE ON 3 RD AVE A...

LOOKING FOR SOMETHING TO CHEER ME UP IN THIS SAD, CONFUSING WORLD OK YEAH I GUESS SO MAYBE I JUST UMM YES *VERY* LOL YOU CAN'T SPELL LUS DOL WITHOUT LOL UH DO YOU HAVE ANYTHING ELSE I SERIOUSLY DO NOT REMEMBER THIS MINIONS MOVIE THIS IS MORE LOL THAN THE OTHER LOL THIS HAS BEEN TED TALKS WITH LUANNE GARRETT COUNTERPOINT RECEIVED “WHACKOS GONNA BE WHACKED, MAYBE *YOU* ARE WHACKED” – GAME, SET, MATCH, LUANNE IF YOU CAN’T STAND THE HEAT OF THIS SHUT UP I’M STILL TALKING FACTORY OF SH*T ASS MEMES THEN GET OUT OF THE KITCHEN AFTER ALL THERE ARE TWO TYPES OF PEOPLE THOSE WHO GET HILARIOUS MEMES AND THOSE WHO DIDN'T SEE THE MINIONS MOVIE THE POINT IS I'M NOT A MORNING PERSON I ONLY ASK THAT YOU BE SENSITIVE TO THAT REALITY

CHINESE PEOPLE LOVE DRAGONS IS THE JOKE ACTUALLY WHAT’S WRONG WITH YOU IS THAT YOU ARE ILLITERATE IT IS CLEARLY DRAGON ASS PLEASE DON’T TRY TO PUT A JOKE ON TOP OF AN ALREADY HILARIOUS JOKE I’M NO DOCTOR MARSHA SHAW BUT MAYBE YOU ARE NOT SUFFERING FROM DRAGON ASS BUT ARE INSTEAD TIRED FROM HELPING JIM AND EATING WEEDS WHICH I DON’T BELIEVE IS HEALTHY THANK YOU MALCOLM X’S WIFE FOR YOUR INPUT ON THIS FACEBOOK MEME IMAGINE FOR A MOMENT THAT CANDY MOORE WAS YOUR MOM AND IT SHOWED UP IN YOUR FEED THAT SHE COMMENTED IN ALL CAPS ON A DRAGON ASS MEME THAT SHE WAS GOING TO TAKE A NAPPY POOH YOU WOULD HAVE TO FIND A NEW MOM RIGHT ANYWAY GOOD LUCK WITH YOUR NAPPY POOH CANDY MOORE I HOPE YOU WAKE UP REFRESHED AND READY TO TACKLE ADULTHOOD WHAT YOU CAN’T LAUGH AT YOUR OWN COMMENT VIA A SNOOPY EMOTICON IT’S PRESUMPTUOUS AND UNCOUTH A+ COMMENT JOHN WALDEN I WAS WONDERING WHO HAD THE GRAND...

Gonna check my email ... Hmmm, I like coffee. Let’s see if it can protect me from lethargy AND scams. The acronym for Serious Fraud Office is SFO, not to be confused with the acronym for Silly Fraud Office, which is SiFO. Also, the SFO is on Cockspur Street and their motto is “Cocksure on Cockspur … about scams.” SiFO is located at 123 Fake Street and their motto is, "Don't deny fraud the right to be silly - that is racist."  The most serious international fraud investigation company on earth works as such: “Pretty please tell us if you have been scammed.” "What is the most generic fake email we can use to scam people into thinking we're the scam police?" "How about 'info@administration.com?'" "That's good. A little too good. Throw some random letters in there and make the rest like, Spanish or something." "You are a true scam artist." "Stop it." ...

OH SNAP AS IF THE FLORESCENT GREEN BACKDROP AND RANDOMLY CAPITALIZED WORDS AREN’T ENOUGH … … THIS BUCK-TOOTHED ANDROGYNOUS DUCK IN A B-BOY STANCE IS ICING ON THE PROVERBIAL CAKE OF THIS DOPE MEME SOMEONE NAMED SANDY SANDLHAUSER WHOSE PROFILE PIC IS A BISON (?) HAS COMMENTED ON THIS BUCK-TOOTHED DUCK MEME THAT SHE’D LIKE TO RUB POOP IN THE FACE OF AN UNKNOWN PERSON WHO HAS WRONGED HER WE'RE JUST GETTIN' WARMED UP THANK YOU ASCENSION WILLIAMS “I AM SO FRUSTRATED BY PEOPLE WHO REFUSE TO GROW UP! ALLOW ME TO EXPRESS THIS FRUSTRATION WITH POOP EMOJIS …” – MICHELLE DIXON “WHAT A COINCIDENCE—I JUST USED FERTILIZER FOR ITS LITERAL PURPOSE BUT I NEVER REALIZED IT COULD HAVE A MAKE BELIEVE PURPOSE! MY YARD IS BEAUTIFUL BTW” – KATHIE TAFT “SEMI LOAD” SOUNDS LIKE A PRETTY TECHNICAL TERM; LOOKS LIKE WE GOT INPUT FROM SOMEONE IN THE FERTILIZER INDUSTRY AND THAT LEGITIMIZES THE THESIS OF THIS MEME ON BEHALF OF THE IN...

FINALLY GETTING A CHANCE TO SIT DOWN AFTER A LONG DAY OF HARD LABOR WONDER IF ANYTHING HAPPENED IN THE NEWS TODAY LET ME CHECK THE LOCAL MEMES WOW THIS IS CERTAINLY SAD NEWS BUT I AM COMFORTED BY THE BEAUTY OF THIS MEME BUT HEY JUST BECAUSE SOMEBODY DIED DOESN’T MEAN SHUT UP I’M STILL TALKING SHOULDN’T GET CREDIT FOR THIS ART “HEY I’M TRYIN’ TO PLAY THE HARP HERE!” – ANGELIC HARP PLAYER FRUSTRATED BY FLOATING MEME COPYRIGHT LINKS ALSO THIS CAN YOU IMAGINE GETTING TAGGED IN THIS MEME JITHLALL RAMDUTH : ( SEES FACEBOOK NOTIFICATION, CLICKS ) WOW, SHUT UP I’M STILL TALKING TAGGED ME IN THIS BEAUTIFUL MEME ABOUT MUHAMMAD ALI PASSING, THEY MUST KNOW THAT I, JITHLALL RAMDUTH, AM A HUGE BOXING FAN, I AM DEEPLY TOUCHED ANYWAY THIS SEEMS LIKE A GOOD OCCASION TO PAY TRIBUTE TO A GREAT MAN THANK YOU CHRISTINE UCKOTTER CONTRARY TO MUHAMMAD ALI YOU SEEM LIKE YOU’D BE REALLY GOOD AT WAR DOES ANYONE HAVE POSITIVE MEM...