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THIS OLD PEOPLE SPOONING MEME IS BRINGING A TEAR TO MY EYE EVERYONE KNOW HOW TO LOVE HATE TO BE THAT GUY BUT I THINK IT SHOULD BE "EVERYONE BE KNOWING HOW TO LOVE" WHATEVER THE CASE THANK GOODNESS THIS IS UNDERLINED OR I WOULD HAVE NEVER SEEN IT FOREVER IS AWESOME DEATH ... NOT SO AWESOME NOT SURE WHAT ELSE TO SAY EXCEPT "NO TIME TO UPLOAD A PROFILE PIC, TOO BUSY LOVING FOREVER" - JOANNE “ANYWAY I GOT CLEAN AND ASKED FOR HER FORGIVENESS ON AN OLD PEOPLE SPOONING FACEBOOK MEME, NEEDLESS TO SAY WE’VE BEEN MARRIED EVER SINCE” WELL SAID /CAROLENE SEES A SPACE MEME ABOUT THE INFINITE POWER OF LOVE/ "THAT IS WHAT YOU cALL A GALAXY FULL" /CAROLENE SEES MEME ABOUT LOVE USING A PICTURE FROM THE SPAGHETTI SCENE IN LADY AND THE TRAMP / "THAT IS WHAT YOU cALL A PLATE FULL" AND SO ON AND SO FORTH POINT BEING, WHAT THE HELL CAROLENE YOUR MISSION, SHOULD Y...

HA HA HA GRANNY PANTIES WHAT DOES THIS MEAN GERRY : AND AS YOU’LL SEE EVERYTHING IS UP TO CODE FIRE INSPECTOR : LOOKS LIKE SOMEBODY WORE HIS GRANNY PANTIES FOR TODAY’S INSPECTION GERRY : THANK YOU MY INTENTION IS TO KEEP THE VILLAGE OF WOLVERINE SAFE AND WELL STOCKED WITH TOILETRIES FIRE INSPECTOR : YES THIS IS DEFINITELY A REAL PLACE JAMES BURRIS WANTS TO TELL WOMEN WHETHER THEY SHOULD WEAR GIRL PANTIES OR GRANNY PANTIES DEPENDING ON THEIR METAPHORICAL BUTT SIZE THEREFORE I DON’T BELIEVE HE SHOULD BE SUPREME COURT JUSTICE SO THEY SAY ... OK I GUESS I WAS STUCK IN THE DOLDRUMS OF ROUTINE AND INDIFFERENCE BUT THEN I SAW A GRANNY PANTIES MEME AND IT CHANGED MY LIFE FOREVER THAT MEANS A LOT COMING FROM NEW YORK TIMES BEST-SELLING AUTHOR JENNY JONES THAT’S TOO BAD GUESS YOU’RE NOT AS GRANNY PANTIES-WORTHY AS YOU THOUGHT NO THANK YOU FOR THE TNOUGJT GOOD LUCK GETTING YOU...

OMG WHAT IS THAT THAT BOOK HAS NO WORDS SO YOU’RE SAYING THAT’S THE MOM AND NOT THE GRANDMA THIS IS SERIOUSLY LIKE A HORROR MOVIE WELP I GUESS I WAS GONNA FIND OUT ABOUT DEATH SOONER OR LATER THANKS CAROLYN LOOK UP FROM YOUR PHONES YOU DANG KIDS, KAY NIPE HAS SOMETHING TO SAY KAY NIPE : I HAVE BUNIONS AND WHY IS THIS PIZZA CRUST FILLED WITH CHEESE ONE DAY I WILL DIE AND ALL YOU JERKS WILL MISS ME WHAT’S THE DEAL WITH ASIANS I CAN’T BELIEVE YOUR GRANDPARENTS ARE GONE TOO SOON DAVID HOPEFULLY YOUR GREAT GRANDPARENTS ARE STILL WITH US HOLD ON LEMME PAN OUT FOR A CLEARER PIC OK THAT’S BETTER LOOKS LIKE THE TABLES HAVE BEEN TURNED ON THIS MEME WHETHER YOU SIDE WITH THIS HORRIFIC MEME OR THAT SONG FROM 1974, THE POINT IS THAT PHONES ARE BAD AND THE LORD LED MOSES UP THE MOUNTAIN AND SAID TO HIM, AMONG OTHER THINGS, “SPEND TIME WITH YOUR PARENTS, TREAT THEM WELL. BECAUSE ONE DAY ...

OMG LOL YOU JUST GOT SERVED, GOVERNMENTS OF EARTH CAN’T IMAGINE THE GOVERNMENT SHOWING ITS FACE IN TOWN AFTER THIS MEME-BASHING I ALMOST FEEL BAD FOR THE GOVERNMENT ON THIS ONE FEELS LIKE MAYBE WE WENT TOO FAR I DON’T KNOW WHAT DO THE AMERICAN PEOPLE HAVE TO SAY NORMA SOTO URGES AMERICANS TO ‘GROW UP’ IN A FACEBOOK COMMENT THAT GOES VIRAL AND AMERICA LISTENS In a groundbreaking rant in which she took citizens to task for getting offended by “stupid” things, local American Norma Soto has become a cult hero. Commenting on a Facebook meme that even objective observers would say seriously owns , Soto stirred the pot more thoroughly, claiming America didn’t pay “attention to the things that matter,” and charging citizens with "acting worst than ever." [sic] And while wishy-washy Americans have been criticized before on various memes and internet forums, this time proved different. In a somewhat miraculous turn of events, Americans beg...