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FORGET ALL THE OTHER “SLEEPING WITH THE FAN ON” MEMES YOU’VE SEEN THIS ONE TAKES THE CAKE IT HAS TIGGER ETTA STILL USES THE FAN EVEN THOUGH SHE’S RETIRED, CRAZY WHEN MY GRANDPA RETIRED HE SWORE OFF FANS FOR 23 YEARS “SOCIAL SECURITY AIN’T PAYING FOR NO GD RECIRCULATED AIR FETCH MY WHISKEY” HAVE YOU CONSIDERED REPOSITIONING THE FAN YOU SHOULD PUT YOUR HOME ON ZILLOW FOR LIKE $632 PROS: GAS RANGE, SPLIT LEVEL FLOORPLAN CONS: ONLY HOME WITHIN VIRTUAL SEA OF WIND TURBINES AND SKY SCRAPERS, GRANDFATHER REFUSED TO BEND TO BIG WIND TURBINE'S DEMANDS ANYWAY DO YOU SLEEP WITH THE FAN ON OR NOT, TIGGER DOESN’T HAVE ALL DAY THANK YOU FOR YOUR COMMENT ON THIS MEME MARY ANN SOUNDS LIKE YOU GOT SOME REAL GOOD ELECTRICITY WHERE YOU LIVE MICHAEL KEEP DOING YOUR THING PLAYA I AIN’T MAD ATCHA “OH MY GOSH SUSAN BLAKOWSKI WHY WERE YOU IN THE HOSPITAL IN FEBRUARY ARE YOU OK HANG IN THERE YOU SEEM LIKE A STRONG BR...

THIS FEMALE EMPOWERMENT MEME REPRESENTS WOMAN EVERYWHERE “SMH” – WOMAN WHO IS LITERATE I MAY BE JUST A MEN BUT I USUALLY DON’T LIKE SAUCE IN MY CUP J/K LET’S HEAR IT FROM ALL THE WOMAN OUT THERE THIS TOOK A VIOLENT TURN I AM WOMEN HEAR ME ROAR FEELS LIKE THIS IS SEXUAL PLEASE LEAVE RICHARD, DANG, YOU ARE GROSS THANK YOU DANIEL GOOD TO HEAR FROM THE MAN TODAY MEN, MAN ARE THE WORST IT WAS EITHER THIS GIRL, HARRIET TUBMAN, OR ONE OF PEPE LE PEW’S GIRLFRIENDS I DUNNO FEELS LIKE THEY MADE THE RIGHT CALL WHOA WHOA WHO CALLED THE SPELTING POLICE SHOUT OUT TO THE HAYES GIRLS THEM CRAZY BITCHES BEEN KEEPIN’ IT REAL FOREVS MAYBE I SHOULDN’T HAVE SAID THAT IT’S NOT COOL TO SAY THAT ALL WOMAN ARE BITCH THE WOMEN WITH THE BALD EAGLE PROFILE PIC WOULD LIKE TO SPECIFY THAT HER AWESOME SAUCE IS OF THE SENIOR VARIETY PLEASE PUT THIS UP FOR A FORMAL VOTE AT THE NEXT MEM...

THIS IS THE MEME VERSION OF THAT STEVE MARTIN SNL SKETCH RIGHT I WANT REVENGE ON ALL MY ENEMIES LOL “I THOUGHT ORPHANS WERE HAVING FUN UNTIL I SAW ALL THESE FACEBOOK RE-POSTS, LET’S FIND THESE KIDS SOME FAMILIES” – WHOEVER IS IN CHARGE OF THAT KIND OF STUFF (SANTA?) IT’S ABOUT TIME SOMEONE POSTED A GRAPHICALLY GORGEOUS MEME WITH RANDOM INDENTATION THAT SAYS WHAT OTHER PEOPLE ARE TOO SCARED TO WANT LET US ALL BOND OVER THE MOST BASIC OBVIOUS TRUTHS BY PRETENDING WE’RE A SELECT GROUP OF PEOPLE WHO FEEL THIS WAY THESES WORDSES REALLY GOTS ME FELTED MAD FEELINGS TOO, LINDA, DEEPLY DOWN IN THE OL’ HEART BUCKET A.K.A. THE GOLDIN RULER JAMIE-LYN IS COOL, SHE GETS IT JAMIE-LYN WHY ARE YOU HANGING OUT WITH THESE ANTERIORS THANK YOU ARNOLD YOU ARE PART OF THE BRAVE MINORITY SOMEBODY BUILD A STATUE FOR ARNOLD NORTON TOO BAD FACEBOOK DOESN’T HAVE A LIKE OPTION “REAL TALK” WITH BARBARA BELL PREMIERS THIS FALL...

LOVE: NOT JUST FOR LOVERS ANYMORE ALSO FOR PEOPLE WHO LOVE BETTER THAN LOVERS LIKE TOM AND JERRY, FAMOUS FRIENDS AND LOVERS AS FOR ME, MY FRIEND LOVES ME BETTER THAN MY LOVER, SO MY FRIEND BECAME MY LOVER AND NOW I’M IN THE MARKET FOR A FRIEND WHO CAN LOVE ME BETTER THAN MY LOVER, WHO IS SO 2,000 AND LATE WHEN IT COMES TO LOVE THAT’S BASICALLY WHAT I JUST SAID BUT I AGREE THAT ANYTHING IS PPPPSSBBL$$ THE BEST KIND OF FRIENDS ARE THE ONES YOU’RE NOT SURE ARE DEAD OR MAYBE IN SOUTH KOREA OMG DO YOU GUYS REMEMBER RICKY TATE LOOKS LIKE HE’S RUN OUT OF SWEETIES TO GO CAMPING WITH HANG IN THERE, RICKY TATE, SPRING IS AROUND THE CORNER AND THUS LOVE I DON’T WANT TO JUMP TO CONCLUSIONS BUT I’M PRETTY SURE SURINA WAS KIDNAPPED IN THE MIDDLE OF THAT COMMENT BY HER ONE-TIME BF? WHO’S TO SAY BUT ALSO YES PUT OUT AN APB ON THESE BFFS MARGIE IS THE ONE I WAS TALKING ABOUT WHO IS SO 2,000 AND LATE “THE FRIENDLE...

FRIDAY IS THAT SPECIAL TIME OF YEAR WHERE WE FORGET ABOUT OUR PROBLEMS AND JUST YOLO THANK YOU DAVE HODGES FOR REMINDING US ABOUT FRIDAY NOBODY EVER REMEMBERS FRIDAY EVEN A BEAR KNOWN FOR POOPING PLANS HIS WEEKEND AHEAD OF TIME, SO DEAN MCDIARMID IS JUSTIFIED IN MAKING A RESERVATION AT APPLEBEE’S SIX WEEKS IN ADVANCE GWEN FAIN HAS TO WORK CANCEL FRIDAY NICOLE LA GRUTA : ALAN I KNOW THE DIVORCE HAS BEEN TOUGH AND I HAVEN’T BEEN SURE HOW TO HELP, SO HERE IS A MEME ABOUT FRIDAY I DON’T KNOW ALAN : MY DOG POOPS EVEN IF YOU’RE NOT RELIGIOUS IT’S TOUGH TO READ THAT AND NOT BE MOVED THANKS DIANE #FRIDAY #WINNIETHEPOOH #GOD I AGREE WITH ALISHAS SOSASSY, THIS IS DEFINITELY A TRUE POST THAT IS ALSO GOOD AND I CRIED ABOUT IT THREE TIMES NO ONE’S YANKING ANYONE OK, THAT’S WHAT SATURDAY NIGHT IS FOR, CHILL CEE GEE WEST : I COMMENTED “POO BEAR” ON THE POOH BEAR MEME CEE GEE WEST’S MOM : VERY GOOD, C...