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CLASSIC JERRY, THE MOUSE WHO DOESN’T SEEK YOUR APPROVAL ESPECIALLY TOM’S LOL PRETTY SURE JERRY IS THE MOUSE RIGHT WTF ANYONE ELSE OUT THERE NOT GIVE A RATTS ASS I LIKE YOU PENNY JINA WITH A “J” DOESN’T GIVE ONE RATT ASS IT’S LIKE SERIOUSLY, PICK ONE OF THESE ASSES AND THAT’S THE ASS JINA DON’T GIVE CAROLYN HAS A TEE SHIRT THAR SAYS SHE DON’T GIVE A RATTS ASS GUILTY AS CHARGED, KATHY LOL OR MAYBE KATHY KAY HAS SMARTIE PANRS THAR SAYS SHE DON’T GIVE A RATTS ASS WE CAN MAKE AN ENTIRE OUTFIT OUT OF THIS MEME UMM PRETTY SURE THAT’S A CATTS ASS NOT A RATTS ASS BUT THANK YOU DIXIE TWEEDY YOUR POINT IS WELL RECEIVED ANYWAY I'M OFF TO PLAY A TOM AND JERRY IS COOKING GAMES, AFTER ALL TOMORROW IS THANKSGIVING

THIS MEME APPEALS TO EVERYONE MUPPETS FANS, CAR MECHANICS, COMEDY LOVERS MOST OF ALL GRAMMAR FANS AND PEOPLE WHO LOVE SYNTAX “I THINK THE CLUTCH HAS GONE IN MY BUTT” A)      I SAT ON THE CLUTCH AND NOW IT IS IN MY BUTT … I THINK B)       THE CLUTCH THAT PREXISTED IN MY BUTT HAS FAILED C)       SUDDENLY MY BUTT HITS VERY WELL WITH RUNNERS IN SCORING POSITION D)      SUDDENLY MY BUTT HITS VERY POORLY WITH RUNNERS IN SCORING POSITION ANYWAY KERMIT SAID THIS ANYONE HAVE ANYTHING TO ADD ASIDE FROM PREVENTING HIM FROM GETTING HIS ASS IN GEAR THE FAILED BUTT CLUTCH HAS ALSO CAUSED RANDALL YARBROUGH’S ASS SOME DIAREAHHA HANG IN THERE RANDALL “IF A CLUTCH IS STUCK IN YOUR BUTT, STICK YOUR FOOT IN YOUR BUTT AND THEN MAKE THE GAS PEDAL, WHICH IS ALSO IN YOUR BUTT, FEEL BAD ABOUT ITSELF.” – LAKE SINGH LAKE SINGH IS LIKE THE GUY ON THAT SHO...

Subject: Hello Ramos This spam email was forwarded from my friend, whose first name—you might have guessed—is not Ramos. (Let’s just call her L. Ramos. Wait, no, that’s too obvious. Call her Lisa R.) There is no distinction of Ms., so one might wrongly assume this email is from an ol’ college pal—“YO Ramos!” Still, this is just the subject header, and I’m sure this odd informality will be resolved immediately in this otherwise obviously profresh correspondence. Hello Ramos It was not resolved. I am Darany Meaker, I am Ramos. Turns out we both have super obvs names, BESTIES. a solicitor at law, I like “solicitor at law” because “lawyer at law” is redundant at law. I am soliciting You don’t say. Execute your job title perfectly much?* *I realize I am knee deep in a “much?” phase, and a justifiable counter would be: “Much much?” Please forgive me; I’ll snap out of it soon. Your consent to stand a s a next of kin to my client Mr. Ramos who bears...

I WONDER TOO ELMO NOBODY SAYS HELLO TO INANIMATE MEMES FEATURING CHILDREN’S SHOW PUPPETS ANYMORE IT’S LIKE GET OFF YOUR VIDEO GAMES AND SAY HELLO TO THIS ASEXUAL FURRY THING YOU UNGRATEFUL BASTARDS ANYWAY THIS IS A GRAND SOCIOLOGICAL EXPERIMENT AMONG SANE ADULTS HOW DOES THIS WORK WE JUST SAY HELLO RIGHT OK PLAN BABY SHOWERS WAY TOO FAR IN ADVANCE MUCH? ELMO NEVER SAID HE (?) LOVED YOU DON’T PUT WORDS IN ELMO’S MOUTH I DON’T NORMALLY RECOMMEND PUTTING FACEBOOK COMMENTS ON RESUMES BUT THIS IS TOO WELL-CRAFTED AND HILARIOUS NOT TO THIS IS NOT A GOSH DANG CONVERSATION TIM KNAPP AND ALSO: [SIC] YOU HAD ONE JOB SECURITY! THIS IS CLASSIC NICHOLAS OG NICKYB BYSTRON, SOCIAL MEDIA GADFLY CONGRATULATIONS STEVE ON MANAGING A TYPO WITHIN A TWO-WORD COMMENT THAT DOESN’T EVEN FOLLOW INSTRUCTIONS ON AN ELMO FACEBOOK MEME. SOMETHING TO TELL YOUR GRANDKIDS ABOUT.* EVERYONE STOP SNICKERING THERE AR...

THIS MEME IS DOPE AS HELL EXCEPT: -Dropped Nov. 11 -“ S anta” -“ s elf- c leaning” -“Thank you” -Christmas tree and presents are hilariously Photo-Shopped in. -Pretty sure Jon cleans the house, not Garfield. -Literally every single comment NOPE I THINK YOU CALLED THE WRONG MEME IRRELEVANT BUT OK I WILL JOIN I GUESS J/K LOL GO GIANTS STOP SEXUALIZING GARFIELD PLEASE ALMOST “YOU’RE WELCOME BRITTANI I BASICALLY SAVED YOUR STUPID COMPANY ON THIS GARFIELD MEME.” – MELISSA ANNE, MARKETING SPECIALIST “WHAT ABOUT YOUR TERRIBLE FACEBOOK MEME COMMENTS LOL” – SANTA OMG WHO IS GOING TO TELL JUDY ABOUT SANTA “DANG GIRL AND WHaT YOU NEEDS IS TO NOT TYPE WITH YOUR THUMBS AND ALSO STFU” – PAM THANK YOU CHRISTINE EVERYONE, CHRISTINE GUNDERSON SHOULD BE IN HER NEW APARTMENT SOON FYI WELL SAID VICKI THIS MEME IS FOR THE TROOPS

HELLO MY NAME IS TURKEY AND I AM HERE FOR THE TURKEY SLAUGHTER WAIT A SECOND THEY ARE GOING TO PUT STUFFING UP MY BUTT AFTER I AM SLAUGHTERED THAT’S JUST TOO FAR I CAME HERE TO BE SLAUGHTERED IN DIGNITY BUT NOW I AM GOING TO LEAVE STOP RUINING THIS HILARIOUS MEME WITH YOUR TURKEY ENEMA STORIES TAYLOR IT’S LIKE WHO HASN’T WORKED IN TURKEY FACTORY BEFORE, WE ALL KNOW THE DEAL OK? WHAT HAPPENS AT TURKEY FACTORY ETC ETC WHAT WHAT OMG IF I WERE GIVEN A FINITE NUMBER OF "WHAT"S TO USE IN LIFE I WOULD BLOW THEM ALL IN RESPONSE TO THIS COMMENT JAMES DOESN’T NEED A WHOLE TURKEY BECAUSE HE LIVES ALONE L THIS IS A DECENT EHARMONY POST LIKES: ROCK CORNISH HENS, HILARIOUS FACEBOOK MEMES DISLIKES: DRY-ASS TURKEY SANDWICHES, CHICKS WITH KIDS – KEEP WALKIN’ DAMMIT BONNIE YOU CROSSED THE LINE OF GOOD TASTE I'M SURE THE DAUGHTER FEATURED IN YOUR PROFILE PIC SAW THIS COMMENT AND WAS SUPER PROUD WHO IS T...