Wednesday, June 29, 2016

Facebook meme of the week



EACH POOP MEME IS BETTER THAN THE LAST

DOES ANYONE HAVE ANY POOP STORIES



MORE LIKE POOP VISOR AMIRITE



OUR SAYING IN HIGH SCHOOL WAS WTF IS PHYLISS EVEN TALKING ABOUT

MY POST TOASTIES HAVE NEVER BEEN PUNKED ON AND I PREFER TO KEEP IT THAT WAY THANK YOU VERY MUCH



YOU SEEM CHILL



YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY RETIREMENT SLOWLY STRIPS YOU OF THE URGE TO BECOME A BIRD AND POOP ON PEOPLE’S HEADS



OH SNAP BIG LIZ JUST GOT SERVED

HOW WILL BIG LIZ RESPOND AND ON WHAT POOP MEME

BIG LIZ NEEDS TO RECORD A POOP MEME DISS TRACK STAT

THIS IS BIGGIE/PAC ALL OVER AGAIN



THANK YOU FERN/ELVIS, YOU REALLY UPPED THE ANTE OF THIS MEME BY STATING YOU WANT TO BE A *BIG* BIRD WITH DIARRHEA



SHOUT OUT TO GENE’S UNCLE

HARDLY A POOP MEME PASSES WITHOUT REMINISCING ABOUT GENE’S UNCLE

HE HAD A HEAD MADE FOR BIRD POOP



YOU’RE GOING TO BE A WONDERFUL FATHER JOHN ARTHUR WILLIAMS




MIGUEL CORTEZ AS A BIRD: THIS’LL TEACH 'EM TO WAKE UP AND FACE LIFE! (POOPS ON PERSON’S HEAD)

PERSON: OMG WTF I’VE BEEN POOPED ON I NEED TO MAKE SOME SERIOUS LIFE CHANGES

TEN YEARS LATER

PERSON: (IS NOW A CHARISMATIC CONGRESSMAN GIVING COMMENCEMENT SPEECH AT COLUMBIA UNIVERSITY) ... BUT THE TRUTH IS THAT I WOULD NEVER BE STANDING BEFORE YOU HERE TODAY, AWAKE AND FACING LIFE, WERE IT NOT FOR A BIRD THAT POOPED ON MY FACE. THANK YOU.

CONFUSED, SPORADIC APPLAUSE

MIGUEL CORTEZ AS A BIRD: (PERCHED ON A NEARBY TELEPHONE POLL DURING SPEECH, SMILES, FLIES AWAY INTO SUNSET)



GLENN: KAY, DID LARRY LOOK AT MY DANG LANDSCAPING PICS YET THEY ARE REALLY GREAT

KAY: I JUST REMINDED HIM TO ON THIS BIRD-SH*TTING MEME I SAW

GLENN: K COOL SEND HIM HUGS

LARRY: (ON FACEBOOK, DRINKING COFFEE) DAMMIT THAT IS SOME GOOD LANDSCAPING


SOUNDS LIKE SOMEONE NEEDS A GOOD PUNKING ON THE POST TOASTIES IF YOU ASK ME

Friday, June 24, 2016

Facebook meme of the week



SHOUT OUT TO ALL MY FELLOW GEMINI OR ARIES OR SAGITTARIUS OR LEO OR SCORPIO OR CANCER OR TAURUS PEEPS

THE QUALITY OF HAVING A RANGE OF BASIC HUMAN EMOTIONS IS UNIQUE TO US AND ONLY US

YA’LL KNOW WHAT I’M TALKIN’ ABOUT

MEANWHILE PISCES ARE ALL LIKE “WHAT I DON’T GET IT”

LIBRA BE ALL LIKE “KERMIT THE FROG SMOKES WEED?”

LOL OTHER ZODIAC SIGNS

YOU’LL NEVER KNOW WHAT IT’S LIKE TO SPEND THREE MINUTES IN OUR SHOES

BTW AQUARIUS—MFK IS SHORT FOR MALLORY FRANCIS KINGMAN

CURSED THAT B*TCH OUT AT THE MALL JUST YESTERDAY FOR NOT HAVING MY PRETZEL

SHE’S A CAPRICORN OBVS

ANYWAY MY NEPHEW PUT THIS MEME TOGETHER

HE’S A GRAPHIC DESIGN MAJOR, GRAMMAR MINOR AT FART COLLEGE

THEY CALL HIM THE FONT MASTER

WE CALL HIM DALE

NOW IF YOU’LL EXCUSE ME I HAVE TO GO DROP SOME KNOWLEDGE

IF YOU WANT TO GET SOME KNOWLEDGE I’LL BE THE BEARDED ONE IN THE WHITE ROBE WITH THE ROPE BELT AND SANDALS STANDING IN THE CENTER OF MANNY’S COFFEE HOUSE ON 3RD AVE AND DREXEL

SOMETIMES THE LOCAL VIRGOS THROW EGG WHITES AT ME PLEASE IGNORE THEM

AFTER THAT I’M PERFORMING AT CAROLINE’S

THEN I’M GOING TO THE MALL

Tuesday, June 21, 2016

Facebook meme(s) of the week

LOOKING FOR SOMETHING TO CHEER ME UP IN THIS SAD, CONFUSING WORLD


OK YEAH I GUESS SO

MAYBE

I JUST



UMM



YES *VERY* LOL

YOU CAN'T SPELL LUS DOL WITHOUT LOL

UH DO YOU HAVE ANYTHING ELSE


I SERIOUSLY DO NOT REMEMBER THIS MINIONS MOVIE



THIS IS MORE LOL THAN THE OTHER LOL



THIS HAS BEEN TED TALKS WITH LUANNE GARRETT



COUNTERPOINT RECEIVED



“WHACKOS GONNA BE WHACKED, MAYBE *YOU* ARE WHACKED” – GAME, SET, MATCH, LUANNE



IF YOU CAN’T STAND THE HEAT OF THIS SHUT UP I’M STILL TALKING FACTORY OF SH*T ASS MEMES THEN GET OUT OF THE KITCHEN

AFTER ALL THERE ARE TWO TYPES OF PEOPLE THOSE WHO GET HILARIOUS MEMES AND THOSE WHO DIDN'T SEE THE MINIONS MOVIE

THE POINT IS I'M NOT A MORNING PERSON

I ONLY ASK THAT YOU BE SENSITIVE TO THAT REALITY

Thursday, June 16, 2016

Facebook meme of the week



CHINESE PEOPLE LOVE DRAGONS

IS THE JOKE



ACTUALLY WHAT’S WRONG WITH YOU IS THAT YOU ARE ILLITERATE



IT IS CLEARLY DRAGON ASS PLEASE DON’T TRY TO PUT A JOKE ON TOP OF AN ALREADY HILARIOUS JOKE



I’M NO DOCTOR MARSHA SHAW BUT MAYBE YOU ARE NOT SUFFERING FROM DRAGON ASS BUT ARE INSTEAD TIRED FROM HELPING JIM

AND EATING WEEDS WHICH I DON’T BELIEVE IS HEALTHY



THANK YOU MALCOLM X’S WIFE FOR YOUR INPUT ON THIS FACEBOOK MEME



IMAGINE FOR A MOMENT THAT CANDY MOORE WAS YOUR MOM AND IT SHOWED UP IN YOUR FEED THAT SHE COMMENTED IN ALL CAPS ON A DRAGON ASS MEME THAT SHE WAS GOING TO TAKE A NAPPY POOH

YOU WOULD HAVE TO FIND A NEW MOM RIGHT

ANYWAY GOOD LUCK WITH YOUR NAPPY POOH CANDY MOORE

I HOPE YOU WAKE UP REFRESHED AND READY TO TACKLE ADULTHOOD



WHAT

YOU CAN’T LAUGH AT YOUR OWN COMMENT VIA A SNOOPY EMOTICON

IT’S PRESUMPTUOUS AND UNCOUTH



A+ COMMENT JOHN WALDEN



I WAS WONDERING WHO HAD THE GRANDBABY THIS WEEKEND



VALUABLE INPUT FROM BJ TOM

BJ TOM ALWAYS BRINGS THE REALNESS

HE LIKES DRAGON ASS ESPECIALLY IF HE WEARS SHORTS AND T-SHIRT

BJ TOM EVERYONE



HAPPY BIRTHDAY DARLENE TERRY

Tuesday, June 14, 2016

Spam email of the week

Gonna check my email ...




Hmmm, I like coffee. Let’s see if it can protect me from lethargy AND scams.


The acronym for Serious Fraud Office is SFO, not to be confused with the acronym for Silly Fraud Office, which is SiFO. Also, the SFO is on Cockspur Street and their motto is “Cocksure on Cockspur … about scams.” SiFO is located at 123 Fake Street and their motto is, "Don't deny fraud the right to be silly - that is racist." 


The most serious international fraud investigation company on earth works as such: “Pretty please tell us if you have been scammed.”


"What is the most generic fake email we can use to scam people into thinking we're the scam police?"

"How about 'info@administration.com?'"

"That's good. A little too good. Throw some random letters in there and make the rest like, Spanish or something."

"You are a true scam artist."

"Stop it."


a.k.a coffee


Friday, June 10, 2016

Facebook meme of the week



OH SNAP

AS IF THE FLORESCENT GREEN BACKDROP AND RANDOMLY CAPITALIZED WORDS AREN’T ENOUGH …

… THIS BUCK-TOOTHED ANDROGYNOUS DUCK IN A B-BOY STANCE IS ICING ON THE PROVERBIAL CAKE OF THIS DOPE MEME



SOMEONE NAMED SANDY SANDLHAUSER WHOSE PROFILE PIC IS A BISON (?) HAS COMMENTED ON THIS BUCK-TOOTHED DUCK MEME THAT SHE’D LIKE TO RUB POOP IN THE FACE OF AN UNKNOWN PERSON WHO HAS WRONGED HER

WE'RE JUST GETTIN' WARMED UP



THANK YOU ASCENSION WILLIAMS



“I AM SO FRUSTRATED BY PEOPLE WHO REFUSE TO GROW UP! ALLOW ME TO EXPRESS THIS FRUSTRATION WITH POOP EMOJIS …” – MICHELLE DIXON



“WHAT A COINCIDENCE—I JUST USED FERTILIZER FOR ITS LITERAL PURPOSE BUT I NEVER REALIZED IT COULD HAVE A MAKE BELIEVE PURPOSE! MY YARD IS BEAUTIFUL BTW” – KATHIE TAFT



“SEMI LOAD” SOUNDS LIKE A PRETTY TECHNICAL TERM; LOOKS LIKE WE GOT INPUT FROM SOMEONE IN THE FERTILIZER INDUSTRY AND THAT LEGITIMIZES THE THESIS OF THIS MEME



ON BEHALF OF THE INTERNET THANK YOU FOR YOUR VIRTUOUS RESTRAINT DONNA L APICELLA

YOU ARE A GOOD PERSON



I AGREE DELOIS



SOME PEOPLE THINK THE WORD “GENIUS” IS USED TOO LIBERALLY BUT WHEN BRATSY BRAVE DROPS IT IN REFERNCE TO A BUCK-TOOTHED DUCK MEME ABOUT THROWING POOP AT PEOPLE, YA’LL BETTER LISTEN



FOUR PEOPLE

I THINK WE’RE ALL ON THE SAME PAGE ABOUT WHO THOSE FOUR PEOPLE ARE

THE MOUNT RUSHMORE OF NEEDING POOP THROWN AT THEM

THANK YOU EVERYONE FOR STOPPING BY THE BLOG TODAY

Monday, June 06, 2016

Facebook meme of the week

FINALLY GETTING A CHANCE TO SIT DOWN AFTER A LONG DAY OF HARD LABOR

WONDER IF ANYTHING HAPPENED IN THE NEWS TODAY

LET ME CHECK THE LOCAL MEMES




WOW THIS IS CERTAINLY SAD NEWS BUT I AM COMFORTED BY THE BEAUTY OF THIS MEME

BUT HEY JUST BECAUSE SOMEBODY DIED DOESN’T MEAN SHUT UP I’M STILL TALKING SHOULDN’T GET CREDIT FOR THIS ART



“HEY I’M TRYIN’ TO PLAY THE HARP HERE!” – ANGELIC HARP PLAYER FRUSTRATED BY FLOATING MEME COPYRIGHT LINKS

ALSO THIS



CAN YOU IMAGINE GETTING TAGGED IN THIS MEME

JITHLALL RAMDUTH: (SEES FACEBOOK NOTIFICATION, CLICKS) WOW, SHUT UP I’M STILL TALKING TAGGED ME IN THIS BEAUTIFUL MEME ABOUT MUHAMMAD ALI PASSING, THEY MUST KNOW THAT I, JITHLALL RAMDUTH, AM A HUGE BOXING FAN, I AM DEEPLY TOUCHED

ANYWAY THIS SEEMS LIKE A GOOD OCCASION TO PAY TRIBUTE TO A GREAT MAN



THANK YOU CHRISTINE UCKOTTER

CONTRARY TO MUHAMMAD ALI YOU SEEM LIKE YOU’D BE REALLY GOOD AT WAR



DOES ANYONE HAVE POSITIVE MEMORIES



YES LINDA WHO COULD FORGET “THE BOXING FIGHT” AS IT WAS SO CLEVERLY DUBBED BY THE MEDIA



“ … AND THAT MY FRIENDS IS THE TITLE OF THE ARTICLE I PLAN ON WRITING WHEN I GET AROUND TO IT.” – VICTOR HAWKES



I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHERE TO START WITH THIS



GUYS



WELP THIS HAS BEEN A TOUCHING TRIBUTE

THANK YOU MELVIN GOFF AND THANK YOU INTERNET YOU’VE OUTDONE YOURSELF ONCE AGAIN