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Facebook meme of the week

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EACH POOP MEME IS BETTER THAN THE LAST
DOES ANYONE HAVE ANY POOP STORIES


MORE LIKE POOP VISOR AMIRITE


OUR SAYING IN HIGH SCHOOL WAS WTF IS PHYLISS EVEN TALKING ABOUT
MY POST TOASTIES HAVE NEVER BEEN PUNKED ON AND I PREFER TO KEEP IT THAT WAY THANK YOU VERY MUCH


YOU SEEM CHILL


YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY RETIREMENT SLOWLY STRIPS YOU OF THE URGE TO BECOME A BIRD AND POOP ON PEOPLE’S HEADS


OH SNAP BIG LIZ JUST GOT SERVED
HOW WILL BIG LIZ RESPOND AND ON WHAT POOP MEME
BIG LIZ NEEDS TO RECORD A POOP MEME DISS TRACK STAT
THIS IS BIGGIE/PAC ALL OVER AGAIN


THANK YOU FERN/ELVIS, YOU REALLY UPPED THE ANTE OF THIS MEME BY STATING YOU WANT TO BE A *BIG* BIRD WITH DIARRHEA


SHOUT OUT TO GENE’S UNCLE
HARDLY A POOP MEME PASSES WITHOUT REMINISCING ABOUT GENE’S UNCLE
HE HAD A HEAD MADE FOR BIRD POOP


YOU’RE GOING TO BE A WONDERFUL FATHER JOHN ARTHUR WILLIAMS



MIGUEL CORTEZ AS A BIRD: THIS’LL TEACH 'EM TO WAKE UP AND FACE LIFE! (POOPS ON PERSON’S HEAD)
PERSON: OMG WTF I’VE BEEN POOPED ON I NEED TO MAKE SOME…

Facebook meme of the week

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SHOUT OUT TO ALL MY FELLOW GEMINI OR ARIES OR SAGITTARIUS OR LEO OR SCORPIO OR CANCER OR TAURUS PEEPS
THE QUALITY OF HAVING A RANGE OF BASIC HUMAN EMOTIONS IS UNIQUE TO US AND ONLY US
YA’LL KNOW WHAT I’M TALKIN’ ABOUT
MEANWHILE PISCES ARE ALL LIKE “WHAT I DON’T GET IT”
LIBRA BE ALL LIKE “KERMIT THE FROG SMOKES WEED?”
LOL OTHER ZODIAC SIGNS
YOU’LL NEVER KNOW WHAT IT’S LIKE TO SPEND THREE MINUTES IN OUR SHOES
BTW AQUARIUS—MFK IS SHORT FOR MALLORY FRANCIS KINGMAN
CURSED THAT B*TCH OUT AT THE MALL JUST YESTERDAY FOR NOT HAVING MY PRETZEL
SHE’S A CAPRICORN OBVS
ANYWAY MY NEPHEW PUT THIS MEME TOGETHER
HE’S A GRAPHIC DESIGN MAJOR, GRAMMAR MINOR AT FART COLLEGE
THEY CALL HIM THE FONT MASTER
WE CALL HIM DALE
NOW IF YOU’LL EXCUSE ME I HAVE TO GO DROP SOME KNOWLEDGE
IF YOU WANT TO GET SOME KNOWLEDGE I’LL BE THE BEARDED ONE IN THE WHITE ROBE WITH THE ROPE BELT AND SANDALS STANDING IN THE CENTER OF MANNY’S COFFEE HOUSE ON 3RD AVE AND DREXEL
SOMETIMES THE LOCAL VIRGOS THROW EGG WHITES AT ME PLEASE…

Facebook meme(s) of the week

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LOOKING FOR SOMETHING TO CHEER ME UP IN THIS SAD, CONFUSING WORLD

OK YEAH I GUESS SO
MAYBE
I JUST


UMM


YES *VERY* LOL
YOU CAN'T SPELL LUS DOL WITHOUT LOL
UH DO YOU HAVE ANYTHING ELSE

I SERIOUSLY DO NOT REMEMBER THIS MINIONS MOVIE


THIS IS MORE LOL THAN THE OTHER LOL


THIS HAS BEEN TED TALKS WITH LUANNE GARRETT


COUNTERPOINT RECEIVED


“WHACKOS GONNA BE WHACKED, MAYBE *YOU* ARE WHACKED” – GAME, SET, MATCH, LUANNE


IF YOU CAN’T STAND THE HEAT OF THIS SHUT UP I’M STILL TALKING FACTORY OF SH*T ASS MEMES THEN GET OUT OF THE KITCHEN
AFTER ALL THERE ARE TWO TYPES OF PEOPLE THOSE WHO GET HILARIOUS MEMES AND THOSE WHO DIDN'T SEE THE MINIONS MOVIE
THE POINT IS I'M NOT A MORNING PERSON
I ONLY ASK THAT YOU BE SENSITIVE TO THAT REALITY

Facebook meme of the week

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CHINESE PEOPLE LOVE DRAGONS
IS THE JOKE


ACTUALLY WHAT’S WRONG WITH YOU IS THAT YOU ARE ILLITERATE


IT IS CLEARLY DRAGON ASS PLEASE DON’T TRY TO PUT A JOKE ON TOP OF AN ALREADY HILARIOUS JOKE


I’M NO DOCTOR MARSHA SHAW BUT MAYBE YOU ARE NOT SUFFERING FROM DRAGON ASS BUT ARE INSTEAD TIRED FROM HELPING JIM
AND EATING WEEDS WHICH I DON’T BELIEVE IS HEALTHY


THANK YOU MALCOLM X’S WIFE FOR YOUR INPUT ON THIS FACEBOOK MEME


IMAGINE FOR A MOMENT THAT CANDY MOORE WAS YOUR MOM AND IT SHOWED UP IN YOUR FEED THAT SHE COMMENTED IN ALL CAPS ON A DRAGON ASS MEME THAT SHE WAS GOING TO TAKE A NAPPY POOH
YOU WOULD HAVE TO FIND A NEW MOM RIGHT
ANYWAY GOOD LUCK WITH YOUR NAPPY POOH CANDY MOORE
I HOPE YOU WAKE UP REFRESHED AND READY TO TACKLE ADULTHOOD


WHAT
YOU CAN’T LAUGH AT YOUR OWN COMMENT VIA A SNOOPY EMOTICON
IT’S PRESUMPTUOUS AND UNCOUTH


A+ COMMENT JOHN WALDEN


I WAS WONDERING WHO HAD THE GRANDBABY THIS WEEKEND


VALUABLE INPUT FROM BJ TOM
BJ TOM ALWAYS BRINGS THE REALNESS
HE LIKES DRAGON ASS ESPECIALLY I…

Spam email of the week

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Gonna check my email ...



Hmmm, I like coffee. Let’s see if it can protect me from lethargy AND scams.

The acronym for Serious Fraud Office is SFO, not to be confused with the acronym for Silly Fraud Office, which is SiFO. Also, the SFO is on Cockspur Street and their motto is “Cocksure on Cockspur … about scams.” SiFO is located at 123 Fake Street and their motto is, "Don't deny fraud the right to be silly - that is racist." 

The most serious international fraud investigation company on earth works as such: “Pretty please tell us if you have been scammed.”

"What is the most generic fake email we can use to scam people into thinking we're the scam police?"
"How about 'info@administration.com?'"
"That's good. A little too good. Throw some random letters in there and make the rest like, Spanish or something."
"You are a true scam artist."
"Stop it."

a.k.a coffee

Facebook meme of the week

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OH SNAP
AS IF THE FLORESCENT GREEN BACKDROP AND RANDOMLY CAPITALIZED WORDS AREN’T ENOUGH …
… THIS BUCK-TOOTHED ANDROGYNOUS DUCK IN A B-BOY STANCE IS ICING ON THE PROVERBIAL CAKE OF THIS DOPE MEME


SOMEONE NAMED SANDY SANDLHAUSER WHOSE PROFILE PIC IS A BISON (?) HAS COMMENTED ON THIS BUCK-TOOTHED DUCK MEME THAT SHE’D LIKE TO RUB POOP IN THE FACE OF AN UNKNOWN PERSON WHO HAS WRONGED HER
WE'RE JUST GETTIN' WARMED UP


THANK YOU ASCENSION WILLIAMS


“I AM SO FRUSTRATED BY PEOPLE WHO REFUSE TO GROW UP! ALLOW ME TO EXPRESS THIS FRUSTRATION WITH POOP EMOJIS …” – MICHELLE DIXON


“WHAT A COINCIDENCE—I JUST USED FERTILIZER FOR ITS LITERAL PURPOSE BUT I NEVER REALIZED IT COULD HAVE A MAKE BELIEVE PURPOSE! MY YARD IS BEAUTIFUL BTW” – KATHIE TAFT


“SEMI LOAD” SOUNDS LIKE A PRETTY TECHNICAL TERM; LOOKS LIKE WE GOT INPUT FROM SOMEONE IN THE FERTILIZER INDUSTRY AND THAT LEGITIMIZES THE THESIS OF THIS MEME


ON BEHALF OF THE INTERNET THANK YOU FOR YOUR VIRTUOUS RESTRAINT DONNA L APICELLA
YOU ARE A GOO…

Facebook meme of the week

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FINALLY GETTING A CHANCE TO SIT DOWN AFTER A LONG DAY OF HARD LABOR
WONDER IF ANYTHING HAPPENED IN THE NEWS TODAY
LET ME CHECK THE LOCAL MEMES



WOW THIS IS CERTAINLY SAD NEWS BUT I AM COMFORTED BY THE BEAUTY OF THIS MEME
BUT HEY JUST BECAUSE SOMEBODY DIED DOESN’T MEAN SHUT UP I’M STILL TALKING SHOULDN’T GET CREDIT FOR THIS ART


“HEY I’M TRYIN’ TO PLAY THE HARP HERE!” – ANGELIC HARP PLAYER FRUSTRATED BY FLOATING MEME COPYRIGHT LINKS
ALSO THIS


CAN YOU IMAGINE GETTING TAGGED IN THIS MEME
JITHLALL RAMDUTH: (SEES FACEBOOK NOTIFICATION, CLICKS) WOW, SHUT UP I’M STILL TALKING TAGGED ME IN THIS BEAUTIFUL MEME ABOUT MUHAMMAD ALI PASSING, THEY MUST KNOW THAT I, JITHLALL RAMDUTH, AM A HUGE BOXING FAN, I AM DEEPLY TOUCHED
ANYWAY THIS SEEMS LIKE A GOOD OCCASION TO PAY TRIBUTE TO A GREAT MAN


THANK YOU CHRISTINE UCKOTTER
CONTRARY TO MUHAMMAD ALI YOU SEEM LIKE YOU’D BE REALLY GOOD AT WAR


DOES ANYONE HAVE POSITIVE MEMORIES


YES LINDA WHO COULD FORGET “THE BOXING FIGHT” AS IT WAS SO CLEVERLY DUBBED BY THE…