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Facebook meme of the week

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THIS IS A GREAT MEME THAT LITTLE DOG CAN SPEAK ENGLISH BUT NOT VERY WELL I.E. “COFFEE’S” AS A POSSESSIVE IS A COMMON TINY PUPPY DOG MISTAKE ANYWAY THE POINT IS THAT THE DOG DRANK THE COFFEE LOL DOES ANYONE HAVE ANYTHING TO ADD TO THIS OUTSTANDING MEME OR DO WE ALLOW TRUE ART TO EXIST UNTAINTED BY OUR CONFLICTING OPINIONS CLASSIC MR. HIGGINS I DON’T THINK COFFEE IS GOOD FOR DO— I KNEW IT MR. HIGGINS DRINKING COFFEE IS LOL BUT AT WHAT COST I THINK IT’S IMPLIED THE COFFEE WENT IN HIS MOUTH AND THEN TO HIS BELLY THERE ARE NO STUPID QUESTIONS, ONLY VICKI YOU KNOW THREE-INCH TALL CHILDREN WHO CLIMB INTO COFFEE MUGS AND SAY “I SORRY, I DRINKED ALL YOUR COFFEE’S” OK COOL YOU SHOULD AT LEAST TEACH THESE MINIATURE CHILDREN ABOUT POSSESSIVES IMO THIS HAS BEEN THE PERFECT MEME FOR BEVERLY AD LEBLANC AND BARBARA BARBEE TO ENCOURAGE LITTLE DOGS TO KEEP EXISTING AND ALSO TO DRINK COFFEE, WHICH AGAIN IS NOT GOOD

Facebook meme of the week

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AGREE TO DISAGREE THAT CONDESCENDING SNAIL WITH A PERFECT LIFE IS PISSING ME OFF SOMETHING FIERCE “THERE GO SMILIN’ IRMA. ME NOT KNOW IF HER HAVE PROBLEMS BECAUSE HER HIDE THEM GOOD WITH HER SMILE. HER MUST HAVE A SPECIAL FRIEND, WONDER WHAT HIM’S NAME IS” I’M LOOKING AT YOU, SNAIL BUG C MAN ONLY BE LOOKIN’ OUT FOR BUG C MAN I FEEL YA’ BUG C MAN WELCOME TO DIERDORFF’S PLASTIC SUPPLY WHERE ALL YOUR DREAMS COME TRUE MY NAME IS ANITA PLEASE WEAR A HARDHAT BEFORE ENTERING THE FACTORY WE HOPE THIS TOUR WILL TURN YOUR FROWN UPSIDE DOWN RUN-ON SENTENCE MUCH THE NEXT TIME I RECEIVE AN INCOHERENT BUT SEEMINGLY POSITIVE MESSAGE I’M GOING TO SAY “LOOKS LIKE I JUST GOT SCHNEITERED” AND I DON’T CARE IF NOBODY KNOWS WHAT I MEAN LET US ALL LOOK EAST WITH REGARDS TO HOW TO SMILE MORE GENUINELY THIS IS NOT A SMILE-BASED RACIAL STEREOTYPE ONLY AN OBSERVATION SO DEEP, KIND OF MAKES YOU THINK IS THERE A MASK ON THE COMMA KEY OF YOUR LAPTOP

Facebook meme of the week

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I AM SHARING BECAUSE I LOVE THIS WHO ELSE LOVES THIS FAKE FLOWER MEME STORY SPONSORED BY GARFIELD THE CAT ANGIE LOVES IT NO MATTER WHAT AND SHE DEFINITELY GETS IT THANK YOU EDNA FOR PUTTING THIS COMPLEX GARFIELD MEME IN LAYMAN’S TERMS “I BOUGHT YOU A 12-PACK OF TACOS, I WILL LOVE YOU UNTIL THE LAST TACO DIES” “TACOS CAN’T DIE THEY ARE IMMORTAL” “EXACTLY LET’S GET MARRIED” I THINK I MIGHT CRY OK WILL DO RHONDA IS THIS AN OLD INDIAN PROVERB “FAKE FLOWER GET DUSTY BUT NEVER DIE, POOR MAN DIE ALONE” THANK YOU VICENTA SABLAN IRIARTE FOR YOUR INPUT SOUNDS LIKE SOMEONE JUST RECEIVED A DOZEN REAL FLOWERS :/ THEY ARE ALL HERE ON THIS FACEBOOK COMMENT THREAD ALSO GARFIELD (NOT SURE WHAT HIS DEAL IS THO) “HAPPY VELTENTINES DAY BABE HERE ARE SOME FAKE FLOWERS BECAUSE I LOVE YOU FOREVER OR SOMETHING” “AWWW HONEY THAT’S SO SWEET BUT TODAY ISN’T VELTENTINES DAY” “I KNOW, IT’S F

Garage sale

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This is a Facebook community garage sale site where you’re supposed to sell/buy household items. It’s also a good place to solicit ice cream cake information in this, an age without Google or other ice cream cake search resources. Please note that there are 24 comments. I only have one like on a t-ball set I posted five months ago. It remains to be seen what the problem is with Baskin Robbins ice cream cakes. A little too cliché perhaps? This is quite probable, as outside-the-box desserts are a staple of this garage sale site which, you might recall, once offered our insatiable community some mouthwatering  lactation cookies . As for Safeway ice cream cakes? No. Hell to the no. Don’t even. Don’t. Anything involving “Safeway” and “cake,” just … no. (For the record, Safeway has been running a dang Monopoly game for seemingly the past SIX MONTHS that will not come to its merciful end. I bought bananas the other day and they tried to hand me like 18 Monopoly tickets at the r

Facebook meme of the week

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THE WISDOM OF KING SOLOMON AS TOLD BY GARFIELD AND BUGS BUNNY SO DEEP AND SO TRUE SO MANY INTERPRETATIONS “IT IS WRONG TO MAKE LEGAL DECISIONS AS THE NEXT OF KIN.” = LYNN’S INTERPRETATION CAREN’S COUNTERPOINT: WHAT IF IRRITATING PEOPLE BE UGZZ? HOW CAN WE LOVE THAT ? SOLID POINT THIS IS GETTING DOWNRIGHT PHILOSOPHICAL NADINE CHIMES IN WITH THE REALNESS SHE COULD BE WRONG THO BUT I DOUBT IT THO FWIW I AM MAD IRRITATED THAT NADINE CAN'T SPELL AND USES FOUR COMMAS AS AN ELLIPSES BUT THAT ONLY MEANS SHE LOVES ME MORE THAN MY OWN WIFE WHAT ABOUT WHEN FAMILY MAKES YOU SQUIRM? THESE VALUABLE COUNTERPOINTS HAVE PRODUCED A WELL-CONSIDERED DISCOURSE ON THE SUBJECT THANK YOU VALERIE ALSO: HELLO OK SURE I’M JUST GLAD AIEZA SAID IT FIRST CAUSE AIEZA BE IRRITATING AS HELL “AIEZA THE IRRITATOR” WOULD BE HER VIKING NAME I DON’T KNOW WHO’S BEEN IRRITATING J PERRY MOORE B