This seems real.
From: peetar parkar [email@example.com]
Peetar Parkar: the Spiderman of spam
Hope you’re keeping well!
I am! I cannot even BEGIN to tell you how well I am keeping. In fact, here is a list of things I am keeping right now:
- it real
- on keeping on
- my distance
- pepper spray on me just in case we ever cross paths
But mostly I am keeping well.
I’m Peetar, an avid reader and Media blogger, a passion which I think we share.
Peetar, if you're like me - Klaark Kennt, which is totes my name - the passion you have for reading and media blogging will never be satisfied. I literally cannot see a media blog without blogging about it on my media blog. Have you read my media blog?
Your blog "http://www.glendalestar.com/" is by far the most interesting I have come across in the recent past, hands down!
I have several things to say about this:
- That is not my media blog; it is the website of the company I work for. You see, blogs and websites are differen- ... OK fine it is my blog.
- THANK YOU! I will tell my publisher that our media blogsite is really connecting among the fake superhero demographic.
- Your passion for community media blogs is palpable and radiating through my computer screen. So I have to ask: What has interested you the most regarding my (company's) media blogsite? Was it this or this? I guess it depends on what gets you more aroused - fair housing or Manufacturer's Month. Did I say aroused? Ha ha ... I meant sexually aroused.
The writer in me is yearning
OK you are definitely sexually aroused. That is good.
to write a piece for your blog, maybe around 600-1500 words, or whatever you are okay with.
I am okay with zero words.
For your part in this arrangement, I would look to pay you for this benefit.
You certainly have a firm grasp on how the writing process works. Please have zero words on my desk by Tuesday morning on the differences between a blog and a website, and then pay me $5,000 to run it on our media blogsite.
Awaiting your reply.
Btw I am not going to run it. It is terrible.
Keep well, Peetar Parkar. You are by far the most interesting non-person I have come across in the recent past, hands down.